Sneak peak of the weapon of choice for the "flushio=0" show tonight 7/23 at Nightlight.
I call it the Kalimbazooka. It is two kalimbas mounted to a large cardboard tube. It has a pizeo contact pickup for amplification. I added a shoulder mount for holding it, and some red LEDs because everything needs red LEDs.
One set of tines is tuned to a C major scale in ascending order. The other is a C pentatonic scale in alternating "kalimba" style tuning.
It's designed to be held over the shoulder "bazooka" style so that each hand can reach one of the kalimbas.