American Spirit Organic Cigarettes
American Spirit wins the STUPID AWARD, by offering the ecologically responsible way to kill yourself and your loved ones. I especially love: "Protecting the earth is as important to us as it is to you." -- In other words, the earth is fine -- it's YOU we'd like to see dead. Scroll down for BUZZWORD BINGO!
"Natural American Spirit. Natural Tastes Better. We grow our premium natural tobacco in a responsible, sustainable way through our earth-friendly and organic growing programs. We also strive to reduce our footprint on the earth by using recycled materials and renewable energy sources like wind power. Protecting the earth is as important to us as it is to you.
"Try the true, authentic taste of 100% additive-free, natural tobacco for yourself. We think you will agree, natural tastes better."
And then, of course, the footnotes:
"No additives in our tobacco does NOT mean a safer cigarette."
"Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risks to your health."
"Smoking 'ultra light' or 'light' filtered cigarettes does not eliminate the health risks of smoking. Actual levels of tar and nicotine experienced by the smoker may vary widely depending on how you smoke."
"This piece has been made from recycled materials."
* Reduced Footprint
* Renewable Energy
* Wind Power
* Protecting the Earth
According to Wikipedia, Natural American Spirit was developed by the Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Company, which was purchased by Reynolds American.