Bubble Boy for Your Bar--Mysterious Magic Action!
Notice that it says the Bubble Boy will "confuse your friends" and not necessarily impress them. 8-)
"Bubble Boy for your bar. New! New! New! Brussels boy fountain comes to automatic life! Mysterious magic action. No gears, no pump, no charged water. Works in regular faucet water for 10 to 30 minutes. Confuse your friends with a phoney action hi-ball. Greatest bar gadget ever invented."
"What makes it run, Charlie? Sh-h! Don't tell a soul! An Alka Seltz. tablet in secret base."