17/365. Day 17
Props go to Vladimir Nabokov for the title (it was one of Humbert's terms of endearment for Lolita) and, of course, the inspiration.
I had to chew more bubblegum that I'd prefer to see in a lifetime for this one. Excuse me while I bathe my mouth in toothpaste for the next 5 hours...
Happy V day. I don't care much for the holiday, but if it's your thing have a splendid one. But keep the ruckus to a minimum, I'd like to get some sleep tonight.