She's got legs
She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
--ZZ Top, 1982
I objurgate the centipede,
A bug we do not really need.
At sleepy-time he beats a path
Straight to the bedroom or the bath.
You always wallop where he's not,
Or, if he is, he makes a spot.
-- Ogden Nash, 1902-1971