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•Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

•One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

•Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

•The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

•I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

•What if there were no hypothetical questions?

•If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

•If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

•Is there another word for synonym?

•Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

•What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

•If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

•Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

•Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

•If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

•Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

•How is it possible to have a civil war?

•If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

•If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

•If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

•Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

•Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

•Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

•Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?


For Lisa, aka Zoom In Tight. Cancer is trying hard to knock her down but we're all here to keep her up. We're that grid you see on the building in this photo, some of us are rusty but we still have plenty of strength in us. The "jokes" are for you and a little nod to your fantastic humor.

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Taken on October 4, 2009