Planking is going against the grain
It was an overcast day so the wood had this weird color. I saw this plank planking.
Oh, you thought you'd forgotten planking.
Planking was a craze, it lived a short life, it died. 50 years from now someone will discover it in a news archive or a vintage YouTube clip and compile a list of crazy "You're never going to believe what those noughties-bumpkins got up to!" - Just as we laugh about the mid-1900s and their bed pushing, phonebooth stuffing and leg make-up.