Lets Go Slow Poke!!!!
Caney (the dog): You know what would be awesome?
Justin (me): What?
Caney: if every time I turned around you weren't 100ft behind me
Me: Perphaps you should slow down, I don't have 4 legs, and I don't even have my trekking poles today because they are pieces of sh!TE.
Caney: Oh and don't forget the sob story about your knee. (sniffle sniffle)
Me: STFU...By the way, where is your water? Oh you don't have any because you are just a dog.
Caney: Well, if your feeling up to it, maybe we can finish this hike in this season.
Me: Well Fall is wonderful in this valley.
Don't worry "Mr I'm a superior specimen of fitness" was dragging his tail (literally) on the way back as I ran the flats and uphills, and didn't give him any water. Hahaha.