i cadged an orgasm in a bottle (word of the day)

cadge \KAJ\, transitive verb:

1. To beg or obtain by begging; to sponge.

 

intransitive verb:

1. To beg; to sponge.

 

I thought the root beer flavor was the best thing I ever had until Todd brought home the Sunkist flavor. Oh. My. Goodness. Remember that 20 minute orgasm I was in search of? Screw it. I'll just take a bottle of this every day.

 

I called Todd at work yesterday and cadged him - literally begged him - to go to 7-11 during lunch and get more of this crack, because that is still the only place we have been able to purchase these sodas so far. My co-workers also begged for Todd to purchase some for them, so he came home with about a dozen assorted bottles of Sunkist and A&W floats and, while I'm supposed to bring them to work, I think I might just stand on the street corner by my office building with the crack dealers and hookers and sell these out of my car. They are THAT good.

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Taken on May 22, 2008