i cadged an orgasm in a bottle (word of the day)

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    cadge \KAJ\, transitive verb:
    1. To beg or obtain by begging; to sponge.

    intransitive verb:
    1. To beg; to sponge.

    I thought the root beer flavor was the best thing I ever had until Todd brought home the Sunkist flavor. Oh. My. Goodness. Remember that 20 minute orgasm I was in search of? Screw it. I'll just take a bottle of this every day.

    I called Todd at work yesterday and cadged him - literally begged him - to go to 7-11 during lunch and get more of this crack, because that is still the only place we have been able to purchase these sodas so far. My co-workers also begged for Todd to purchase some for them, so he came home with about a dozen assorted bottles of Sunkist and A&W floats and, while I'm supposed to bring them to work, I think I might just stand on the street corner by my office building with the crack dealers and hookers and sell these out of my car. They are THAT good.

    ǝoɾ , sniderscion, and gherti101 added this photo to their favorites.

    1. auntsmack4u 72 months ago | reply

      - and i have never heard or seen either ! -

    2. ultramarineblue 72 months ago | reply

      What a great story and pic for the word of the day!

    3. Flickering Image 72 months ago | reply

      Like the story. That stuff must be good..

    4. ǝoɾ  72 months ago | reply

      Try the Cream Soda.
      It is AWESOME!!!


    5. MOVED TO PIXELENS FOLLOW ME THERE! [deleted] 72 months ago | reply

      Haha nice - way to look up the wotd when the slack ass admin was sleeping on the job... thread up now to add it!

    6. -Chad Johnson 72 months ago | reply

      Wow, never heard of these - they look great!

    7. oldbearchris 72 months ago | reply

      Cracking good photo, as well

    8. boondockstudios 72 months ago | reply

      How much like a dreamsicle does it taste?

    9. michele cat 72 months ago | reply

      Very much, a bit creamier.

    10. sniderscion 72 months ago | reply

      Excellent shot; love the ring around the glass and hilarious title/caption story. I haven't seen this around here but I'll be keeping my eyes open :)

    11. thekennection 51 months ago | reply


      I just got one today at CVS! I had no idea it even existed; just happened across it by chance... Sooooo good.

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