Ewoks - High Tech Warriors?

An Imperial Scout Trooper hopped quickly off his bike, and stealthily walked through the heavy green carpet of Endor. He was on the lookout for any overgrown Teddy Bears, more commonly known as Ewoks. He was up on a rocky cliff, overlooking a large clearing. The Scout Trooper spied three Ewoks, armed with clubs and spears, below him, under the shelter of a tree. They were talking excitedly, and the occasional, 'Yub, Nub!" and "Eat your mama!" floated up to his helmets hearing sensors. He quietly set up his sniper blaster rifle thing, and planned to blast the adorable, primeval, Teddy Bear warriors below. Just as he began to sight in on the little Ewoks, he heard a loud screeching noise to his right, a Ewok with a jetpack duel wielding two blasters was hovering ten feet above ground!

"What the he-", was the last thing the dastardly Scout ever said. As three blaster bolts hit him square on, penetrating the useless white plastic armor that the Emperor insisted he wear, two from the jetpack Ewok, and one from a master of camouflage hiding to his left. In the words of Admiral Ackbar, the Scout Trooper had fallen into a carefully laid out TRAPPPP!!!!!

 

/translated from Ewokese

"This is Skybear to TreeHugger, do you copy?"

"We copy, Skybear."

"Mission TRAP is a success, I repeat, mission TRAP is a success. "

"10-4, over and out."

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My entry into the Alternate SW category for the MocAthalon, this is my last build.

Total build time was four hours, and I put a lot of thought into this. Incase you don't know what is going on the Ewoks pretended to be very primitive so they would lure the Scout Trooper into a easy trap.

 

Enjoy and God Bless!

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Taken on March 30, 2012