Library Oxymoronic Sign

I have seen this sign up in our local Library since 1992 and have always wanted to steal it. Of all places a Library should know better than to write such a ludicrous, ridiculous oxymoronic thing. If there is a chance that there is NO ONE THERE, then you really cannot proclaim that the desk is STAFFED AT ALL TIMES, can you?. Anyone else find this sign asinine?

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Taken on February 25, 2009