356/365: Yellow Pages rages
I'm not sure who started the tradition of tearing telephone directories in half*, but I for one, support this activity.
Whilst it might take me a few days per directory, I'm committed to eradicating this most yellow of artefacts from the universe.
Because with each directory I mutilate, another understairs cupboard breathes a sigh of relief. And with a new directory printed every 47 seconds, I've got... *counts on fingers* er... seven divided by four, plus sixty nine, minus four thirds of... um... I've got my work cut out, yup... so er... wish me luck.
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