The Devil's Diary
"This is the actual typewriter the Devil - aka Satan - uses to write his diary. It's mostly boring stuff - here's the opening: Dear Diary - nobody seems to like me. And the only one's that like me are pretty scary. They kill chickens in my honour. Since I'm a vegetarian that doesn't make sense. Well - I'll have to throw a few more sinners on the eternal fire to help me deal with that."