Without Bad Luck I'd Have No Luck At All
I went into the laundromat and when I returned with my bundles of clean clothes two hours later I saw that some asshole had hit the back of my car while it was parked in the parking lot.
Were there any witnesses? Nope.
Did the driver come inside to see if the owner of a red Honda was inside the laundromat? Nope.
Did the driver leave a note? Nope.
I think next year I will concentrate on getting a new car and driving it in a new city and/or state.