Hell Awaits You!
If you’re wondering “Does Hell await me?” all you need to do if look at this mans list. I must admit according to this information I am destine for the everlasting “Lake O’ Fire”. Masturbation and I go way back and I don’t see that friendship coming to an end anytime soon. I may in fact be “Sexually Immoral” as well. I have no idea really since morality is relative, but I’m guessing their opinion in that matter would be immorality. I like how Pagans are on the list of those that will be cast into hell. It is my opinion that if the Pagan religion were the more successful of the modern religions, the world would be a much better place. I guess violence prevails as the most violent religions seem to be the most successful in sticking around.