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I’m going to write a list this morning. Mostly because I can’t think of shit to write. But I feel the need to write something or people think there is something mentally wrong with me and I’m depressed or something. This couldn’t be further from the truth today! So . . .

 

1. I set a goal to own a home by the end of the year 2013. To achieve this goal, I plan on building my credit and not fucking that whole thing up. This is more of an organization thing than a money thing for me.

 

2. The latest artist I’ve discovered whose album will not leave my CD player: Black City by Matthew Dear. A wonderful blend of funk, pop, electronic, sex appeal, and dark twisting moody badassery all over this 2010 release. LOVE IT! Here’s the song I Can’t Feel and here’s the song Little People. Personally I don’t understand how this guy isn’t a megastar, his shit is fucking incredible.

 

3. I go back to work today after being on vacation for over two weeks. Fuck me. FUCK ME!

 

4. I want to go to at least 3 concerts this summer. Even if they are small venues playing lesser known artists, that’s fine.

 

5. I take a longer shower than you do.

 

6. I ran around in the drizzley rain yesterday snapping pictures with Chloe. I love that type of weather because it’s wet enough for people to justify umbrellas which make for awesome pictures. But it’s not bad enough that it’ll get me and my kid all fucked up.

 

7. Next major road trip: Yosemite at the end of April! Looking forward to that bit a lot!

 

8. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more. I will not bring Chloe a few minutes late to school any more.

 

9. Do they actually sell condoms that are less than size XL? And if so, if you had a small cock, do you really sift through the merchandise and pick out the Mediums?

 

10. To the piece of shit who hit my car and left the scene of the MAJOR crime the other day, I want to rip your balls off and tear them to bits, throw them in a blender on LOW while they slowly shred up, and put them in the toilet and flush them down. If you’re a girl, replace balls with ovaries. Whoever you are, YOU SUCK!

 

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Taken on February 20, 2011