Funnel Cake & Fried Oreos
Um, I'll pass.
(For those of you who don't know, funnel cake is basically fried dough (a.k.a. zeppole or beignet) except the dough is squeezed out through a funnel into the hot oil so that it creates a flat lacy pattern. Top with powdered sugar, and volia, funnel cake.)
(Funnel cake is fine, but I'm wary of fried Oreos.)