oh target. why must you make walking out with only what i come into your store to buy literally impossible? did you get the memo that i got new boots that need stripy and argyle socks under them? do you know i'm a sucker for colorful socks? do you know i'm a bigger sucker for argyle and deals like 3 pairs for $5.99?
apparently, you do. you also knew i wouldn't be able to resist the green ones.