Lo-Carb Chicago Dog
Atrocity, or best thing ever, depending on your perspective.
* Hebrew National dinner-sized, all-beef hot dog
* 2 leaves, green-leaf lettuce
* ±1 tbsp., yellow mustard
* ±1 tbsp., pickle relish
* 3 organic cherry tomatoes
* big dash of celery salt
Comes in around 6-10g by my reckoning. And it was great.