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Driving Tips For Taxi Drivers | by Adrienne Johnson SF
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Driving Tips For Taxi Drivers

Tip #1

 

If you have less than 3 feet to pass me, then you can not pass. Using your front bumper to push me over to make room does not count as three feet.

 

Tip #2

 

When asked "Why are you trying to drive into me?" The answer is not "IT is you fault! There is no line! There is no line!"

 

Tip #3

 

When I tell you that you would have hit me if I hadn't swerved into another cyclist, the answer is not "It is your fault. There is no line! There is no line!"

 

Tip #4

 

Do not drive like a dick when there are photographers on the bike you are trying to intimidate. Especially if it is me, because I will take your picture, lodge a complaint with the Taxi Commission, call your boss directly and post your picture on every public photo blog I can.

 

Please, have a nice day.

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Taken on May 19, 2009