Peeing Cheeto Pisses Off Godzilla
Tokyo 1991. While promoting his new film at a theater, Godzilla catches Peeing Cheeto taking a yellow highlighter to a movie poster. If Godzilla weren’t lactose-intolerant, he would have unleashed a mastication not seen since the days of Mothra.
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