There isn't a day in my life when I haven't felt like a fraud. I mean priests, doctors, pimps, I've talked to them all. I don't know anyone who hasn't felt that.

Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Part 4: blame it on the pimpsperm

Hold that frame. The cowboy and his pet rainbow have the clear advantage at this point. But before we continue that bit, it is only fair that you know get let in on a little secret.

 

Say hello to minipimp. You know her as the babe or possibly even Chloe. And if you are one of the kool kids around here, you might even spell it neat like this: Chloé

 

Oh. Did I lose you for a minute? You need not re-adjust your eyes. Your monitor is working correctly. What you felt there was just a little mindfuck brought to you courtesy of minipimp.

 

Yes this is the same rockstar that have been following for years now on flickr. She is the one all of you have fav’d time and time again. And with every fav came a little more power that she has been storing away for a rainy day. Now she is ready to take the reins and defend all that is pimp.

 

Have you jumped ship during the absence of pimp? minipimp will chew you up, swallow you down, and shit you out. She takes no prisoners. "I dare you to fav me right now," utters minipimp in a way that would make Linda Blair proud, "It would be the equivalent of fucking yourself in the ass." Fear the mini and her sidekick stick in front of her too.

 

It really doesn’t matter what you do at this point. Mouse click your way out of here. Lock your streams. Run to the cowboy. You can even block her. But wait, you can’t. minipimp has no stream!

 

She already has been reading up on how to beat the cowboy or anyone who is not pimpariffic. She knows a lame comment when she sees one. She spots a bullshitter when one arrives.

 

That was a the bad news. The good news is if you are still 100% pimpoholic and not a cowboy humper, then you’re in the clear. This comment could be your last, better make it good.

 

If you manage to get out of here alive, did you notice that shadowy figure behind her? You know him all too well, that’s her father pimp. As you are aware, he has sort of retired his fedora which has paved way for that cowboy. But look who is wearing the hat in this picture.

 

to be continued…

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Taken on April 26, 2010