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TSA Takes My Bottled Water But NOT My TWO Knives! | by BrentDPayne
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TSA Takes My Bottled Water But NOT My TWO Knives!

In what the Twitterverse would call a 'whale fail' for TSA, they

managed to take my bottled water but fail to notice my two pocket

knives.

 

How did I do it? Did I keep them in my pocket? Did I sneak them into

the sole of my sock? Or did I slip them in between two electronic

devices? Nope!! I tossed them right out into the open in my mix of

coins, cash, and jewelry.

 

My question? What else is sliding through TSA security? I know it's

not my bottle of water. They barked at me well before I even got to

the screening machine about that! Which reminds me, I'm thirsty! Maybe

I'll go snag another bottle of water. I guess if I don't have enough

cash I could hold the cashier at knifepoint for it (severe sarcasm

with a hint of bewilderment).

 

Maybe TSA is monitoring my blog, Twitter feed, or Facebook and they'll

come get me at Gate 10 at Midway airport. Now wouldn't that be

interesting? Whale fail at the gate but sniff me out online.

 

*continues to shake head* Sigh!

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Taken on May 29, 2009