There I was, minding my own business, when suddenly, the call of nature beckoned me into the woods on the side of the road.
Being the fastidious man that I am --- known to all of my acquaintances as one who enters only the finest public facilities, wherein I discretely commune with nature while reading hardware catalogs --- I lifted up my earnest prayer to the Great Pumpkin in the sky, begging that he would appear to me in tangible form in my time of dire need.
* POOF *
Out of the sky dropped this huge pumpkin, complete with a western-style sitter, and enough toilet paper to wrap an Egyptian mummy.
Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, I noticed that it was NOT A PUMPKIN ~ !
Somehow, the God of Toilets got his celestial wires crossed, sending me a TANGERINE TOILET instead ~ !
Oh well..... this is not the first time God has gotten mixed up when answering my prayers.
I have only one thing to say to my pumpkin-headed Flickr friends around the world ---
♦ HAPPY HALLOWEEN ♦ ~ ! ^_^