"Hi my name is Cooch, Mike got tagged and I am gonna tell you a few things about him!"
"First of all, before I start ratting out my friend and repeat a bunch of junk that you may already have seen or you may already know, let me refer you to my friend, Little Wood. You can see him here..."
"If for some reason you were expecting photo of Mike, you can find that here..."
"Okay, now I can get started...."
1. "Just like me, Mike has a big mouth! He's got a real strong, loud voice, is always being told to be quiet and has never had a problem being heard. This has gotten him into trouble on more than one occasion. He has been told that he sounds like Jeff Foxwothy but I think he sounds like a nut!"
2."Mike is single and would love to find that special girl."
3. "Mike is unemployed right now and hates it."
4. "Mike is a guy who could never decide exactly what he wanted to do, when he was 12 it was going to be a pro football player, I thought, yeah right, he's way to small, he would get killed. When he was 18 it was a rock star! What a joke, he can't even play the radio! Now he's, well was, a waiter in a restaurant here in Sarasota."
5."He is a big football fan an still cheers for his home town Atlanta Falcons."
6."Mike really likes to laugh and tries his best to be funny and make other people laugh. He usually makes fun of himself in his attempts to be funny."
7. "Mike is very happy to be clean and sober and wonders why it took him so long to accept that way of life."
8."Mike lives with his landlord, Dusty and his other roommate, Stan, in sunny Sarasota Florida. Three single straight guys in one house, oh brother, man that place is a little crowded."
9. "Mike loves all kinds of animals and is devoted to the welfare and health of animals and hopes his photography shows that,"
10. " Mike is kinda boring, all he does is go out and takes a bunch of pictures and looks at them on his computer. He likes to share them with all of you."
11. "Finally, Mike is surprised and thrilled actually, that anyone would want to know all this junk. He loves FLICKR and he loves taking photos for all of you. He also loves each and every one of you and nothing makes him happier than getting a bunch of comments from all of you nice people that make a big fuss over him and his images, and he wants me to tell you Thank you from the bottom of his heart."
12."All in all, Mike's a great guy and would love it if he could meet each and everyone of you! Good Bye now!"