this is one of two cats the MALTS house decided to save from the ACC. the black cat (2 years old, weighs less than a loaf of bread) is named after literary theorist friedrich schleiermacher. we've named the white one (10 years old, weighs more than a loaf of bread and a steel-lined breadbox put together) after literary theorist gregory rabassa.
g-rab for short.
oh hell yes we're nerds. literary ones. bah-BOOyah.