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Dotbama's Secret Service

01/29/2009- 11:42


Dotbama was saved today by her Secret Service chief Ripley Rockwilder. A rogue snow-mass was headed in her direction from an unknown source. Yet another assassination attempt, yet tragedy was averted due to the bravery of this noble and dedicated public servant. Our country can rest peacefully for another night...


*This just in! Apparently this dastardly deed has been carried out by none other than the infamous "Squeaky Jon Jones", close relative to Skippy, of the 'curly tail mafia'. The widely used 'BACON' slogan used by the Dog in Chief during her campaign has apparently grabbed the attention of this crime family...

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Taken on January 29, 2009