Don't leave your air quality monitoring station parked round our way, Jack.
We'll, er, ...dump a manky mattress on top of it!
That'll friggin' show ya'.
I'm torn between thinking this is dead funny on the one had & just a bit depressingly stupid on the other.
One of the sensors had a little upturned funnel protecting it. The funnel got broken off by the mattress.
I don't know how much Kwik-fit charge to repair broken air quality monitoring sensor protection funnels, but I don't suppose it's cheap.
And Leicester City Council is famous for having billions & billions of quid worth of spare money sloshing around.