The Briney Brick 31 c: Them poor sods...
'Hum, err. Alright then. Welcome on board (again) men.
We plan on fixing this ship up and scourge the seas once more...
Blue cap, what's your name?'
'I am Port, Sir. And this here is my brother Starboard. We were honest traders Sir, but happy to...'
'Nautical parent, what? And for honest traders you would need more that a shave.
Now about that belly organ: I only want to hear that thing on Saturday nights, is that clear?!?'
'And You, Big Guy...'
'My name is All Sir...'
'Very impressive sword you've got there. Stow it away, I don't want you chopping one of your mates up just because you turn around. I will tell you when to get it...'