I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx Quotes
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Wives and girlfriends! May they never meet!
- Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Taken on August 31, 2009