I like doing artistic things, but I'm not particularly good at anything, mostly because I don't focus on any one thing — jack of all trades, master of none, blah, blah, blah.
Photography is one of those things I like doing but am not particularly good at. Music, art, writing and origami are some others.
I have cosmically bad luck. And I don't mean normal, run-of-the-mill bad luck. If something has a one-in-a-million chance of going wrong, I am that one. If it's possible that something will go wrong for me, it will. But I'm not a pessimist about it; I'm always newly surprised when tragedy and malady befall me.
I have a fluffy guy named Mochi. He weighs 15.5 lbs and is about 3 feet long, but he's terrified of the world.
And as you may be able to tell by how I hyphenate everything, I'm a journalist. Yes, I'm a part of the liberal media and I perpetuate lies.
I wear size 14 shoes and my favorite color is red. If I were a tree, I would be a banana tree because bananas are delicious.
When I was 6, I wanted to be a peanut farmer. I later realized that peanut farming would require me to spend my day digging stuff out of the ground. When I was 10, I wanted to be a dentist. I later realized that dentistry would require me to put my hands in someone else's mouth. When I was 18, I wanted to be a high school music teacher. I later realized that I hate teenagers.
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"The Scott is known by man different names throughout the world. While here in the US is he known as The Scott, in Indonesia he is known as "annual rain giver", in Australia he's know as "hey you, mate", in Slovakia he is The Crab King, in Ecuador he's "El Guero", in Japan he is Tanuki-san, and in Venus he is high admiral to the third Fleet.
He is indeed an well-renowned awesomeologist and is quick, surgical, and brilliantly talented with words. He always says the comment, observation, or comeback that I just I was even able to conceive of. Speaking of which, in Russia, he is fertility deity."
April 11th, 2008
"An Awesomologist you can trust."
February 21st, 2008
- The Scott
- August 2007
- Lodi, CA
- I am:
- Male and Single