I like...


Black and White Photography


Contrast-y photos

Landscape-Oriented photos, but not much into Landscape photography

My 85L

My 5D

My Cat

My Macbook (and Macs as a whole, for that matter)

Portraiture Photography




Street Photography


I dislike...


Portrait-Oriented shots, but I love portraiture photography!

Bokeh shots of plants/flowers

Colour-Isolation shots

HDR (Except for some exceptions)

Pet photography in general (although I am guilty of posting some of these photos!)

The Nikon/Canon conflict

Fake Tilt-and-Shift photos of cities/streets

Horny monkeys (as should you)


I am slowly getting sick of...


Shots of people jumping

Emotographers >_< - Your life can't possibly be that sad.

Selfportaits on a mirror

Zoom lenses in general


My Kit consists of...


Canon 5D Classic

Canon EF 50mm f/1.4 USM

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L USM Mk I

Canon EF 17-40mm f/4 - Sold

Canon Speedlite 430 EX II


My Dream Kit would also include...


Canon EF 35mm f/1.4L

Canon EF 135 f/2L

(and quietly so that my classic can't hear) Canon 5D MkII


If you require a hi-res version of any of my photos, please drop me a FlickrEmail with your request and we can discuss further!


Thanks for visiting,


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  • JoinedDecember 2007
  • Current cityDubai
  • CountryUnited Arab Emirates
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Photos of Stephan Geyer


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he smells like sausage and armpit

February 13, 2009

a clock on the finger, perfect timing!

April 21, 2009
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He has a head like a fucking orange....

January 10, 2009

photo sensei ;)

May 9, 2008