Formal und Abstrakt.

I don't do drugs
I AM drugs.

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I'm male and someone's geschoydel

Oh yeah, and by the way it's poo rusher.

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    delicious aloysius says:

    "i married him.

    so.


    there's that."

    May 17th, 2009

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    crazyenglishmf says:

    "if you imagine a lightening bold straight up the ass and then multiply it by being set on fire six or seven times and square that by a jimi hendrix guitar guitar solo (ending in a burning guitar) then you would come close to the feelings i get when i think about the freebooter and jacktar of the highest caliber that is LH! LH has sailed all seven and captured more hearts and plundered more dark wet places than any man who has ever taken to the seas.

    Where LH begins the rest of us are just hairless spiders with no legs."

    September 5th, 2008

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    Archie_Pix says:

    "I touch myself with the quality of his photos, and the talon of a long-dead ostrich."

    August 18th, 2008

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    McPHX says:

    "A sheep in wolf's clothing."

    February 19th, 2008

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    muskva says:

    "He doesn't do drugs.
    He is drugs."

    February 2nd, 2008

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    BeccaG says:

    "EGG!"

    May 19th, 2007

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    Mr Luke Harby says:

    "I've been grooming him for years.

    So far so good."

    February 6th, 2007

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    maud-heart-seahorse says:

    "if this expedient-excrimenter is who i suppose, then i think he fascinates me...im not sure...."

    October 30th, 2006

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    Tool Face says:

    "Would you dance,
    If I asked you to dance?
    Would you run,
    And never look back?
    Would you cry,
    If you saw me crying?
    And would you save my soul, tonight?

    Would you tremble,
    If I touched your lips?
    Would you laugh?
    Oh please tell me this.
    Now would you die,
    For the one you love?
    Hold me in your arms, tonight."

    September 13th, 2006

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    Ice Nine says:

    "Poorusher is nothing like a Pukeko. Which is fortunate as their favourite habitat seems to be flat out on the road. I do believe however he, like the moon is made of green cheese and marmite.

    I would love to take him home and introduce him to our potplants as I believe they need more manure.

    No Pop! No Style!"

    July 14th, 2006

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    Kaddy says:

    "I can't believe I've known Poo so long and not written him a testamonial."

    July 5th, 2006

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    Annene von Durchgerockt says:

    "Children are fucking horrible: They're uncivilized, rampaging, smelly little ids with food-smeared faces and sticky hands. You can barely talk to them, you're not supposed to have sex with them, they can't hold their liquor, they generally don't make enough money to be of any use, they drive like retards and they can't dress for shit.

    Having said all that, poorusher is not technically a child, so you'll have to decide for yourself if any of these statements are relevant."

    June 28th, 2006

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    squacco says:

    "He can call me a spigot any time he wants to, goddamit, I owe this glorious man my LIFE.

    Did I say my life? I meant my name. Ooops."

    June 25th, 2006

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    ennuipartie says:

    "poorusher IS drugs, this much is true.
    regretfully, laxative isn't considered a party drug."

    June 11th, 2006

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    maddog. says:

    "I spent hours on his website, trying to reach the top shelf.
    But then, there's not a lot else to do in here."

    May 8th, 2006

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    unbound67 says:

    "Poo is such hot shit.
    Seriously.
    Others think they're hot shit, but he's the real deal."

    May 4th, 2006

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    Nicole Richie says:

    "I would wipe your ass and burp you if you wanted me to. I love you bitch."

    April 27th, 2006

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    Jahbuzz says:

    "24 Testimonials? Fuck that! I've only got like... hang on....







    ....like 6!!


    Right thats it! I'll not give ya another!!



    DOH!!"

    April 27th, 2006

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    Amber LaStrega says:

    "I don't do drugs ... I do poo."

    March 18th, 2006

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    betsymartian says:

    "I couldn't have hoped for a better man to father my unplanned child."

    March 14th, 2006

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    ♥ shhexy corin ♥ says:

    "I'm sure I already wrote poorusher a testimonial. He probably deleted it in a hormonal strop. He gets like that sometimes... moody, irrational. I think he's probably a woman, with impressive facial hair and invisible norks.

    Either that or I didn't write him a thing, just fantasised about it. Yeah, I'm that kinky."

    March 11th, 2006

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    Katie Malco says:

    "Luke is such a genius that I don't understand a word he says.
    But for some reason I still talk to him..."

    February 28th, 2006

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    Lee Kay says:

    "I met Poorusher once on a night out in Northampton. He refused to believe I was Lee Kay and left, quite annoyed.

    I don't blame him."

    January 16th, 2006

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    Dr Shipman says:

    "A true cock"

    December 8th, 2005

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    cricketclaps says:

    "Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
    Ni Le Bien Qu`on M`a Fait, Ni Le Mal
    Tout Ca M`est Bien Egal
    Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
    C`est Paye, Balaye, Oublie, Je Me Fous Du Passe


    Avec Mes Souvenirs J`ai Allume Le Feu
    Mes Shagrins, Mes Plaisirs,
    Je N`ai Plus Besoin D`eux
    Balaye Les Amours Avec Leurs Tremolos
    Balaye Pour Toujours
    Je Reparas A Zero


    Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
    Ni Le Bien Qu`on M`a Fait, Ni Le Mal
    Tout Ca M`est Bien Egal
    Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
    Car Ma Vie, Car Me Joies
    Aujourd`hui Ca Commence Avec Toi"

    December 5th, 2005

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    blimpa says:

    "he was my first.


    i mean that we had anal sex."

    November 21st, 2005

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    Russell In the Bushes says:

    "Ive known this guy for many years, theres two things that really amaze me about him.

    a, That he's never been beaten up.

    b, How many books he's got."

    October 31st, 2005

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    munkybrain says:

    "i wouldnt give him house room."

    September 29th, 2005

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    Berkatonic says:

    "Poorusher once asked me if i fancied a jewish sandwich. Imagine my surprise when he gave me falafel on rye. Though it was a kosher picnic!"

    August 25th, 2005

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    Archie Pix says:

    "poorusher is a tortured genius.

    Visiting his site is like watching Dustin Hoffman's Rainman performance on mute for ten hours straight, whilst repeatly listening to the theme from Button Moon."

    July 20th, 2005

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    Andy Grange says:

    "The shizzletronulatermeleriser.

    That's him."

    June 30th, 2005

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    trudi_ says:

    "Calling Poorusher eccentric is like saying a banana is a bendy yellow fruit.
    Poorusher IS eccentricity incarnate.

    I once saw him eat some bacon. I didn't tell his Rabbi because Poo is nice and I want him to be my friend. To be fair, he did say it was too salty."

    June 1st, 2005

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    Mc KNob Head says:

    "theres two types of people.

    the people who do like cheese and speed.

    and the people who ARE cheese and speed.

    he has no car.
    but will go far."

    March 9th, 2005

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    Phil Sharp. says:

    "What can you say about Poorusher that hasn't already been said? well probably quite a lot, but i'm i'm going to say is: Fine Cheese."

    March 8th, 2005

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    Hi! I'm Owen says:

    "Poo loves to party hard


    He never gets invited though"

    January 16th, 2005

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    The Three Bears says:

    "I've never met stranger"

    December 9th, 2004

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    bigdaddymerk says:

    "Poo loves sausage."

    October 24th, 2004

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    George Pollard says:

    "Highly irresposible, with or without a camera."

    October 18th, 2004

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    Mr-Wild says:

    "He's certainly breathing."

    October 18th, 2004

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