A bit Arthur Dent, a lot Marvin, although some Ford Prefect seems to be coming through as well. My ultimate aim in life is to be as cool as Zaphod Beeblebrox, but the second head might be problematic.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory that states that this has already happened.
(The Restaurant at the End of the Universe - the second book of the trilogy in 4 parts - D. Adams)
"Thank you marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetica Corporation, 'Let's build robots with Genuine People Personalities' they said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell can't you?"
"I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me. Even robots hate me. If you just ignore me I expect I shall probably go away."
"Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?"
"I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."
"You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you're a manically depressed robot? No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level."
"Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed."
(Marvin, the paranoid android)
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