In my past life I was from the future.

 

While in Paris I went to an Irish Pub owned by a Chinese man. Two years later I purchased a spicy chicken hot-dog from an Amish guy in Philadelphia.

 

I was kicked off a horse named, “Desperado”.

 

My beard is going through an ongoing identity crisis.

 

I enjoy not understanding things, that way I have something to think about while waiting in line.

 

Right now, you are reading this.

 

I once drove to Utah for a beer run.

 

Sometimes I wake up laughing.

 

I ate pie with Lisa Loeb.

 

My watch, watches me back.

 

Without the dead we would forget the importance of living – without the living we would be dead.

 

One time I was punched in the face by a two year old with a fist full of drool.

 

I like feeling foreign in a familiar place.

 

I have been mistaken for Zac Brown, Zach Galifianakis, a NBC Executive and a Walmart Employee.

 

There is an appreciation to even the most common items when you attempt to use them as a hat.

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Equipment Used: bottle opener, laptop, GPS, one carefully folded single napkin, Corel Photo Paint, three euros, 4 dollars and one pound. Also used; Adobe paraphernalia, passports, an expired gift certificate for one slice of cheese, two pairs of shoes, lens cleaner, Second Aid Kit, a camera bag secretly disguised as a Jeep and Canon cameras of various shapes.

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darthhell says:

Yes, yes. Being a long time personal friend of this guy I can honestly say that everything you read here is true. Especially the part about all the stuff!

January 12, 2009