I have a big, fat mouth and ever growing, semi-fat belly that I blame solely on my wife's delicious cooking (and my proclivity for eating ice cream and candy.)
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I thought I won the award for being offensive. Then I met Dan.
This guy will pretend to be your friend for like 10 years and then one day.. Bam! He doesn't know how to spell your last name. I mean COME ON!