First let me address the name Fauxtoman. Yes, faux is fake which would make me Faketoman as my loving wife takes great delight in pointing out. It's still pronounced Pho-to-man so I'm leaving it as it is so there! I'm thinking about getting a cape and mask. My wife says I'm nuts.

Equipment:

Canon 20D

1. Tamron 18-200

2. Canon 50mm 1.8. Cheap lens but one of the best

3. Canon 70-200 2.8 L IS

On my list to buy:

24-70

85 1.8