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"My pussy needs hair"

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adhdknitter says:

CONTACT INFORMATION IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING THIS CONTEST/CHARITY
maxxnv@aol.com
straightjacketknitting.blogspot.com
Or you can reach us on Ravelry www.ravelry.com/groups/adhd-knitters
"MY PUSSY NEEDS HAIR"

“MY PUSSY NEEDS HAIR” CONTEST/CHARITY
July 16th, 2008
This is Shadow doing what he does best. Now you see why he needs to cover up. Shadows Measurements:

1. HEAD-BUTT-17″`
2. NECK-BUTT-14″
3. NECK WIDTH-7 1/2″
4. TOP OF NECK IN FRONT-CHEST-4″
5. BODY WIDTH-11 1/2″-12″`
6. WEIGHT-5 LBS.4 OZ
7. DIAMETER OF NECK-8″
8. DIAMETER LOWER PORTION OF LEG-3″-3 1/2″

***OK HERE WE GO AGAIN***
“My Pussy Needs Some Hair” contest. ***(mohair that is)*** Actually any yarn will do. Remember it is going to be worn by animals so acrylic is most likely the best choice.
1. Calm down: ***The Pussy*** we’re referring too, is ***Shadow*** (my hairless cat). Scared ya, didn’t I.
2. All items that are knitted or crocheted will be donated to a local animal shelter after we pick the winner.
3. We are only going to have one winner this time.
4. The amount of yarn I send will depend on how many people sign up for the contest. The more entry’s the bigger the prize will be.
5. The winning yarn will start at **$100.00** worth of yarn.
6. Everyone will have to mail their entries to the address that will be posted at the end of the contest and the ***ADHD KNITTER*** staff will carefully pick out the **Best of the Best** outfit for Shadow.
7. Shadow will be trying on each and every entry that is sent and I will post a picture of all photos to our site.
8. So please add your name to this thread if you are going to participate in our latest upcoming contest.
9. Remember this is all in fun and never meant to offend anyone. I sometimes come off strong, but my heart is always in the right place.
10. Now start adding those names to this thread:
***” Because my Pussy Needs Some Hair”***
YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE MONTH OF JULY TO SIGN UP. AFTER SIGN UP’S, YOU WILL HAVE THE WHOLE MONTH OF AUGUST TO GET YOUR OUTFITS MADE AND SENT. STARTING TIME WILL BEGIN THE MOMENT YOU SIGN UP. ALL THE MEASUREMENTS FOR “SHADOW” ARE POSTED ABOVE HIS PICTURE AS A GUIDE. REMEMBER THE MORE PEOPLE THAT SIGN UP TO THIS CONTEST THE BIGGER THE STASH WILL BE. SO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND HAVE THEM JOIN IN ON THE FUN. REMEMBER ALL THE OUTFITS (ENTRYS) WILL BE DONATED FOR A GREAT CAUSE. MY LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER. SO GET THOSE CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING,***and go from BALD to YARNED.***

Tags: ANIMAL FOUNDATION YARN ADHD KNITTING RAVELRY, CAT, DONATE ENTRYS, HAIRLESS, NAKED, PRIZES
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Originally posted at 10:14AM, 19 July 2008 PDT (permalink)
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