So my mom works at this place called Primrose. It's an assisted living center up near the mall. We can hold meetings up there if we want. She said she would cater appetizers and alcohol...for free! There's a room with a big screen and a projector with tables and chairs. I know an old folks home may not be the ideal setting for a photography meeting, but worth a try?
Free food? Free booze? No little kids running laps outside the door? Spend a few bucks from the treasury to buy a new poster of Brassaï's work like the stuff that hangs at the Green Mill, and I think we have an upgrade.