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freekstreet says:

Post your most worldly advice on life....

don't insult the football team of the guy cutting your hair. I've never seen anyone cut a full head of hair in less than 3 minutes...honestly, it was between commercial breaks while the game was on.

How was I supposed to know the greek guy would be supporting the french team?
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betsymartian says:

be aware that somebody somewhere is watching you

(this is how Maddog is when there's no-one around but Larry)
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educated twig [deleted] says:

lmao !!! I watched that... omg that is so funny the kid is too cute. see that is EXACTLY why I don't have a webcam... I would forget it was on and I wuold do something stupid like that.

come to think of it...
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educated twig [deleted] says:

oh yeah and my advice is...

never get caught.
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dvs says:

There are two secrets to success in life. The first one is, don't tell them everything you know.
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maddog. says:

The second: Nuke all your enemies first.
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educated twig [deleted] says:

but how do you separate who is your real enemy and who you just want in a very harsh way?
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maddog. says:

Don't worry about that shit. Nuke em all.
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betsymartian says:

better safe than sorry.
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freekstreet says:

so true. Kill 'em all and let Hubbard sort 'em out.


advice: Never hit on someone that is sitting down.
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maddog. says:

Advice: Don't count your chickens until they is caughted.
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pixiepie says:

Or cauterized.
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judicious power [deleted] says:

always take a shit while you are on the clock at work
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educated twig [deleted] says:

A bird in a bush is worth two peckers in your hand


uhmmmm wait... I don't think that is how it goes.
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maddog. says:

Don't shit in a friend's mouth.
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freekstreet says:

Don't join the mile high club if you're flying the plane.
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maddog. says:

I love those Darwin awards.
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freekstreet says:

Don't trust anyone without real eyebrows...
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♥ Nat hamlin says:

Always remember to wash off the DEET before allowing your partner to suck on your neck.

That crap is BITTER.

Unless you enjoy being kissed then having him/her say, "bleeeeech, yuck...ptui...."
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revertebrate is a group administrator revertebrate says:

Oh, and never have oral sex after drinking extra spicy ceasers. I've heard the screams during and after. Apparently chilli pepper doesn't feel great on naughty bits. Go figure.
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dblues says:

Good advice there!!
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freekstreet says:

**cringes**



ow ow ow.
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dblues says:

Never eat a stinky twinkie!!
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