serious question

educated twig [deleted] 10:52pm, 16 June 2006
Who brushes their teeth in the shower?

double pts if you piss too.
'SeraphimC PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by 'SeraphimC (member) 12 years ago
Urine is well known as a sterile solution and germ killer. So I kill two birds with one stone by pissing in my mouth while taking a shower.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Seraphim... if you can reach I am impressed !
dblues 12 years ago
Thx fer sharing! It's good to get things like that off your chest,and your chin!!
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
He pees in a cup and gargles
dblues 12 years ago
ain't that sumthin!!
park it here 12 years ago
Seraphim's comment just made me throw up in my mouth a little.

I pee in the shower but i don't brush my teeth. Nor do i shave. I just wash and scrub my bits.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
Who wouldn't piss in the shower?

I shave there too, but just my face
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
don't ya have to look in the mirror for some reason to brush teeth ? no mirrors in the shower, well at least not in any shower i've ever been in

but this one time...........
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Hey mlizzy

A pretty little calico cat wandered into my life yesterday so I let her join the rest of the flock and I named her lizzy.

I don't know why.
coffee dog 12 years ago
I do not brush my teeth in the shower and pee. I take my shower!
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
Coinkydink? you be the judge:

yesterday eve, I saw: new calico mama cat with a 3 week old kitten in mouth; 3 minutes later a big bad raccoon about to eat said kitten, now alone in the open. Coon chased off, and kitten into protective custody. Been eyedropper feeding ever since.

Relevence: kitten's name is steve mclizzy, sweetest little perv you ever met
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
How many points if I shit in the shower? Then squish it up with my toes so it fits down the drain?
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
= 0

Not in my house you don't!

*orders vat of Clorox*
revertebrate 12 years ago
I have brushed my teeth in the shower, but I still need a mirror to floss properly.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
a little TMI there Nath.

I've never used the shower as a toilet but I know of an incident where my grandpa shat himself thinking it was just a fart.

speaking of TMI...

Lord, I apologize...

*hangs head in shame*
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I once thought I was going to shit, but all I did was fart.
Somehow that isn't as interesting as bodacious' story.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
I was speaking hypothetically. What kind of pig do you think I am?

*surrepetitiously cleans feces from beneath toenails"
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
My dad was sat in a public toilet and he saw some tiny graffiti on the wall just above the floor, next to the door.
He bent over and read....

"You are now shitting at an angle of 45' "
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
hahahahahah that's brilliant Juliet!

reminds me of something my dad told me about that was written in one of the stalls at his Army base.

"He who writes on shit house walls
rolls their shit in little balls...
he who reads these lines of wit
will eat these little balls of shit"

but of course my all time favorite I found in my bf's Penthouse mag way back when...

"I hate to see ladies standing when there is no place to sit
so rest yourself upon my face, but for heavens sake don't shit"

maddog. 12 years ago
You're all class Boddy. At least now we know it's all yr dad's fault.
I thought everyone pissed in the shower.
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
There's some OCD woman on local radio who was outraged to find out that some people do shit in the shower.

I only have a bath, I don't piss in that. And no, I've never brushed my teeth in the shower or bath
maddog. 12 years ago
Plucking shoulder hairs in the bathtub is poor form as well though Shexx.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
i brush in the shower, and I shave,,
maddog. 12 years ago
...shave what?

I shave in the shower too. It's great, you always miss bits and get that homeless effect.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
oh heck YES I shave in the shower too... I don't like getting all my back hair in the bathroom sink.

actually you don't need a mirror to brush your teeth do you? I kinda know where all my teeth are just by habit I don't have to look for them in my reflection.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I piss in the sink while shaving.
mlizzy 12 years ago
once agin TMI
mlizzy 12 years ago
now someting good to do in the shower for the ladies - is if ya have one a them shower heads with different settings.............
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Ah, so that's why KLP's showerhead is broken off and dangling by a thread.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago i shave it all in the shower.. ask shhexy
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
mine has 5 settings. <3
maddog. 12 years ago
I think maybe boddy and total ran off together
betsymartian 12 years ago
antomic 12 years ago
the bizarro world turned maddog into an admin-less member and replaced his stream with all of squacco's photos...

*twilight zone theme music*
monkeywrench_2003 12 years ago
memberless admin?
sounds painful... certainly no fun
maddog. 12 years ago
I can't believe Maddog stole my name AND my hound....
mlizzy 12 years ago
and yer member !
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