classy lumber [deleted] 3:45pm, 6 June 2006
I walked around IKEA the wrong way on Sunday and annoyed everyone...on purpose
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
by walking around the wrong way do you mean you took the stick out of your ass ?
maddog. 12 years ago
Did you scream randomly at smug couples as you did so? That would have increased your cherky ranking.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Totalvo, that looked a lot like an unprovoked attack on a fellow member. That's against the rules, I won't stand for it, only admins are allowed to do that. Explain yourself. And justify existence.
My interpretation is "walking around without a stick in your ass is wrong within the Ikea context." Hence the attack is on Ikea.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
there's a right way to walk around IKEA?

I think I will try walking around backwards in the grocery store and see how many people I can knock over.

oooh elderly people can be 50pts.
betsymartian 12 years ago
No, the attack is on people who walk around Ikea, and I happen to like walking round Ikea, so he is either attacking MsBickers or he is attacking me. Now Zad I suggest you let totalvo speak for himself. It's been a while since I was dictatorial in here and I think we're past due a show of power and unreasonableness.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
let's have a group hug.
maddog. 12 years ago
I think MsBickers will fit in just fine here.
Unlike Von Wiffle. Get your grubby paws off me!!
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I was just trying to re-center our collective energies so that we could grow into a healthy commonality and experience the essence of life. It's good that you're sharing your feelings, maddog, and not keeping them bottled up.
♥ Nat hamlin Posted 12 years ago. Edited by ♥ Nat hamlin (member) 12 years ago
What is Ikea? Time to Google.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
As you continue through the main SHOWROOM you will see groups blocking the walkways while chatting and others moving against traffic. These people should be killed immediately.

Beware, Ms. Bickers. These are part of the secret IKEA-walking handbook.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
The IKEA catalogue is also suspected to have surpassed the Bible (estimated at 53 to 100 million copies) in number of copies printed, the only reading material to do so.[2]

Well, maybe not so secret.
♥ Nat hamlin Posted 12 years ago. Edited by ♥ Nat hamlin (member) 12 years ago
That's because Ikea is far more than a furniture merchant. It sells a lifestyle that customers around the world embrace as a signal that they've arrived, that they have good taste and recognize value.

Hey, we can all use a good lifestyle or two. Especially if Society disapproves of the one you've built for yourself. Especially at Ikea prices!
♥ Nat hamlin Posted 12 years ago. Edited by ♥ Nat hamlin (member) 12 years ago
A new store opened in Edmonton, North London at midnight on 10 February 2005. It attracted over 6,000 visitors due to huge opening discounts in the first three opening hours and resulted in a number of casualties as people were crushed in the rush to get into the store. The store was closed after only 30 minutes

Worse than football fans!

And you thought they were kidding about the "walking in one direction only" rule.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Ikea sells a lifestyle? I like ikea cos I like the look of some of their stuff. I'd buy it from a fuckin 99p shop if they had the same shit.
betsymartian 12 years ago
PS yes, MsBickers is very very welcome.
maddog. 12 years ago
bah. my ntl connection is awol
betsymartian 12 years ago
bah, humbug.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I once sold some ikea furniture to someone...I found it out in his garbage a couple weeks later when I was driving past....so, I picked it up and sold it again! that stuff is garbage-proof.
freekstreet 12 years ago
...okay, so I go dumpster diving for furniture.
pixiepie 12 years ago
my ntl connection has gone all screwy too.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
IKEA is cool... they don't mind if you try out their beds and fall asleep in them !
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Can you have sex on them, in the store????????
mlizzy 12 years ago
at the one in burbank , yes I think so
classy lumber [deleted] 12 years ago
Although people who swim the wrong way around the 'fast lane' in the pool which states CLOCKWISE do annoy me...and I go Bateman at them
classy lumber [deleted] 12 years ago
That stick felt kinda nice tho...
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