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pixiepie says:

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Odd. Very odd...
Originally posted at 3:05PM, 22 May 2006 PDT (permalink)
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freekstreet says:

That's some fucked up shit.
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'SeraphimC says:

Pandas. Not Panda's.
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revertebrate is a group administrator revertebrate says:

Have you heard the one about the panda and the prostitute?
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'SeraphimC says:

no... do tell.
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revertebrate is a group administrator revertebrate says:

Ok then.

A panda bear picks up a hooker and they go to a cheap motel to do the nasty. They go at it for hours and hours. The room is a mess and there are fluids everywhere.

Afterward, while the panda bear is getting dressed the hooker sits up in bed and says I need you to pay me now. The panda just shrugs and keeps putting on his clothes.

The hooker jumps out of bed and says I need you to pay me, I am a hooker, this is what I do for a job.

The panda bear shrugs again and continues putting on his clothes. The hooker runs to the motel room desk and pulls out a dictionary. She shows the bear what it says under the word "prostitute".

The bear shrugs like a jerk, and flips to panda bear - "eats shoots and leaves.
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freekstreet says:

maybe it's a contraction.
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

sounds like after he eats shoots and leaves, he makes a hormone.
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maddog. says:

Apparently hormones are the root of all the world's problems. My mum told me.
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revertebrate is a group administrator revertebrate says:

They are I bet. But we are stuck with them. May as well have fun.
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pixiepie says:

It serves her right....always get cash up front.
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mlizzy says:

@revertebrate - ha hahahahahahahaha
just so ya know i did chuckle, chortle
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