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betsymartian 9:22am, 15 May 2006
Rugby players are fun
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
i don't understand what you see in those men
betsymartian 12 years ago
what, rugby players?

they're just scrummy.

(that lame-arsed pun was unintentional, I swear)
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
i am sure it was.. i saw a photo of you this weekend while i was stalking you. i know what you look like.. you have a camera stuck to you chin. is the camera always there ?
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
rugby players are LUSH

*swoon*
pixiepie 12 years ago
Rugby players are drunken bums. Generally they have very nice bums...which is undeniably part of the appeal.
Kilaloe sunrise 12 years ago
they might be fun.. but they don't interest me that much...
betsymartian 12 years ago
it's a type thing, kilaloe, I'm sure I wouldn't find your menfolk too swoony either :)

totalvo yes, I have a camera always stuck to my chin, if you ever see someone that you think might be me, but she doesn't have a camera stuck to her chin, it's not me, so don't speak to her.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Any spare, unwanted rugby players can be passed on to me.........


Please!
mlizzy 12 years ago
are they clean , ever ?
or are they always covered in grass stains , beer and sweat ?
betsymartian 12 years ago
Juliet if you really want the ones I reject, you can help yourself. I'll toss them your way

heh heh heh

mlizzy they scrub up just lovely, you should see them at their AGMs in their tuxedos

**wobbly knees**
Kilaloe sunrise 12 years ago
If you recommend them.... i'll have to check it out..
Gotzto find myself a rugby player... Mmmmm
mlizzy 12 years ago
yes I'd quite like to see a scrubbed up rugby player in a tux - wobbley knees indeed !
and warm knickers ! can they read ? and converse ?
betsymartian 12 years ago
well so far all the rugby players I've known I met at university... they were all incapable of passing end of year exams, but they must've done something right to get in in the first place.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Mmm, big sweaty men with grass stains & beer. As for tuxedo's, I'm not sure. It's normally more shirt & jeans and trainers. Still, you can't have it all.
betsymartian 12 years ago
well yes, normally, but you know what I mean pixie, when they get all dressed up once in a blue moon, it's like a big pile of butch drunken James Bonds. Mmmmm.
mlizzy 12 years ago
mmmm.
maybe later in the party they loosen their ties and unbutton a few top buttons on their crisp white shirts.....
betsymartian 12 years ago
heh heh heh stand back everyone, mlizzy's about to flow into erotica...
mlizzy 12 years ago
I could if'n you like me to Ms. B - but I can't remeber the rules about it ?
am I allowed to rhapzodize about the firm ass and powerful athlectic thighs of the prize of English manhood - The Rugby Player , with his boyish grin and devilish dancing eyes that slowly rake over your body as he glances up from his beer and sees you standing in the pub door the street light glowing behind you , highlighting your hair and showing the translucentcy of your skirt ?
maddog. 12 years ago
Most rugby players wear women's clothing on Friday nights.
It's very liberating.
betsymartian 12 years ago
See rule 9. I am now very angry. Honest I am. Carry on.
pixiepie 12 years ago
mlizzy: *swoon*

Phew, is it hot in here or is it just me...?
betsymartian 12 years ago
I have got to crash a rugby team piss-up someday soon.
mlizzy 12 years ago
@pixie - well I'd like to continue with this ( the story gets even more interesting after she walks in to the pub) but it seems as if Ms. B is calling me on rule #9 - so i think she wants me to cease and desist in my description of the rugby player's broad shoulders and strong muscular arms straining the fabric of his midnight blue rented tuxedo
betsymartian 12 years ago
um, tell you what, I'll leave and you can say what you want, and I won't be able to do a thing about it.

**goes to door, exits, closes door, stomps feet repeatedly getting quieter and quieter then puts ear to door to listen to the rest of the story**
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
she looks longingly at his big manly hands as they grasp a pint of dark bubbly brown beer. she wonders what it would be like to have those hands on her body ? would he be rough with her , like he is on the field ? taking her firmly and with hunger ? or would he surprise her with gentleness and lingering sensual games befor he her took her with insistence ? as these thoughts swirled in her head and gave her that familiar restless sensation deep inside of her - she stepped to the bar and ordered a drink.
maddog. 12 years ago
Hold on... has this turned into some chick group?

*"heads to pub in disgust"*


( **ear to door like a responsible admin** )
pixiepie 12 years ago
Ooooh, broad shoulders! The kind you can sink ya teeth in to for a fortnight.

*puts knuckles to mouth and bites down hard whilst sighing quietly to myself*

Hang on...is someone listening at the door?
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
while she waited for her glass of porter to arrive , she was very aware of the rugby player looking at her, she didn't look back , but kept staring straight ahead at the bartender's ass as he was leaning into a cooler behind the bar. She wondered what he was thinking ?(The rugby player, not the bartender) Did he also imagine the two of them together right here on top of the bar ? The rugby player takes her in his strong arms and lifts her to sit on the bar pushing her knees apart and stepping in between her now open legs, She grabs the rugby player by the open collor of his crisp white shirt and pulls the shirt open with a satisfying pop of buttons being torn off and falling to the peanut strewn
floor.They could feel the electricity between their bodies as they became attuned to each other against their will as if compeled by an invisable sexual force driving them like animals, like beasts !
pixiepie 12 years ago
Gosh, you're good at this. Have you thought of going Pro?
mlizzy 12 years ago
mmm? i could use another income . i'm just making it up as i go along..
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Oh lord.
mlizzy 12 years ago
hi. c'mon in Sera -
* why is he hesitating in the door way like that ?
pixiepie 12 years ago
Cos he's listening at the door with others. It must be getting crowded out there...
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
spose so - anyhoo
* gets herself and pixiepie another coupla beers from the fridge
where was i ? oh yeah -shirt, buttons
His chest was now exposed, tan and well defined. He had a little hair high on his chest and that was all , except for the thin line of dark softer hair that ran vertically down from his bellybutton and disappeared behind his faux satin cumberbund. She had a sudden desire overwhelm her to follow that line of hair like a trail of breadcrumbs leading to a secret treasure. She reached around his trim athletic waist and released the cumberbund with one easy quick snap of her delicate fingers. The cheap cumberbund fell to the ground next to his all ready popped faux pearl studs. Now she could see his abdomen , firm and hard like a washboard.
maddog. 12 years ago
I think I'll have to change the group name...
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
to what ? Hot Rugby Players
betsymartian 12 years ago
to "mlizzy gives maddog the horn"
mlizzy 12 years ago
how do ya know ?
mlizzy 12 years ago
*tiptoes to the door , flings it open ! the hall is empty.

hmmm they all must have gone to jack-off or sleep.
freekstreet 12 years ago
Hey guys...

WHOA! HUH? wha' tha? huh??? what's going....on....?


*slowly backs out the door to listen in from the air vent in the adjacent room...with everyone else*
park it here 12 years ago
I will become the male presence in this room.
Many rugby players are TOTALLY hot! And they wear those shortie shorts to accentuate their thick and beefy legs! YUM!
Gay rugby players are even hotter!
maddog. 12 years ago
Park it, what have I told you?

*doesn't spank*
mlizzy 12 years ago
@ park it yep ! legs !
park it here 12 years ago
Hey Maddog... I said NOTHING about your rugby friends. I was simply commenting in general.
You're an admin, edit it if you need to.


*cowers for fear of punishment from the aggressive behavior shown towards an admin*
maddog. 12 years ago
I was just winding you up Park. (That's not some euphemism I don't know about is it?)
Check the rules, I would only hacknslash if you had broken one...
park it here 12 years ago
*breathes a sigh of relief*
maddog. 12 years ago
Though Betsy might want a word.
maddog. 12 years ago
This thread was the seventh one on the seventh page.
Which is, uh, important.
maddog
maddog. 12 years ago
is that betsy?
Amber LaStrega 12 years ago
Buster Pickles 12 years ago
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Amber LaStrega 12 years ago
does yer hoooooge larff = amber getting a squid hooooog eyebrow drawring?


on knees ... red necklace wearing waiting nips hard and such.
Buster Pickles 12 years ago
me = not the squid

sorry miss eyebrow.
i'm the squidster!!!
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