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betsymartian 6:13pm, 14 May 2006
In this thread, just hit Ctrl+V and let's see what the last thing you copied to clipboard was. Maddog did it in another thread and I think it's interesting.
**edit** OK maybe interesting is the wrong word, what I mean is, it'll be interesting to see what people are working on.
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'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Sepia Curves
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
evan: all we need is a little bit of momentum, break down thses walls that we build around orselves. all we need is a little bit of inertia, break down and tell.
nay: your spelling is atrocious good thing you can use your looks to fall back on
evan: haha, yeah your totally right
nay: *you're...sigh it's very rare that people get that word right.
evan: wut werd? ;-)
nay: exactly I see you're falling again...
evan: for you baby =]
nay: my ass=;but I will still copy this convo just for my own ego later
evan: i was jst thinking 'bout your ass
nay: now THAT'S a lot to think about there...
evan: i like it but am i limited to just thinking 'bout the ass or can my mind roma?
nay: tomatoes?:))
evan: huh?
nay: you said roma, and I thought tomatoes.
evan: tomatos
nay: you're in NO position to correct me pretty boy =;
evan: speaking of positions my mind is roaming again
nay: take mine with you!!!!!! daaaamn
evan: is it cumming?
nay: did you misspell that on purpose or am I a naughty person?
evan: yes
nay: lmao :)) you make me laugh
evan: you being serious 'bout saving this?
evan: you make me hard :>
nay: oh no I was just playing....I would NEVER do that.
nay: ...i make you whaaa?
nay:..
nay:.. may day may day


(5 seconds before I e-mail the whole chat to him) hahaha such a stinker am I. yay
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antomic 12 years ago
evan: you being serious 'bout saving this?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Malibu State Park
Permits: Kristen 310-456-2489 x-350
Call tomorrow left message
www.ci.malibu.ca.us
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
newcamo


evan ...

diiizzzzammmmmm

me wants
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antomic 12 years ago
8=====> evan
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antomic 12 years ago
( | )

you
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antomic 12 years ago
( O ) <=========8

you and evan
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
if wishes were ponies

Wow I made him grow 4 more ='s

I'm GOOD <3
maddog. 12 years ago
bode,
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antomic 12 years ago
maddog. says:

puss i mean piss





i dom't know
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maddog. says:

fuck
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maddog. says:

its neRLY 3, I CAN'T SEE, UHRR
Posted 7 minutes ago. ( permalink )


maddog. says:

why do they have um caps lock
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maddog. 12 years ago
nononononnoi
maddog. 12 years ago
no

banned
maddog. 12 years ago
o think
maddog. 12 years ago
o amdi i too close
maddog. 12 years ago
ant (coherently ) yo so out of ireder
maddog. 12 years ago
ortder
maddog. 12 years ago
order
maddog. 12 years ago
*goes somewhere*
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antomic 12 years ago
someone call a doctor...

i am laughing so hard i can't breathe!
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
somestrangedrunkguy
Subject:

Re: uh


i am comatose,.um keys dom't fit my fihgers
come round, o 'm drunk and horny
maddog. 12 years ago
That is such a lie.
a) I wasn't drunk, I was just pretending

*chuckles at own cunningness*

b) I'm never horny. I lost my dick in the 'nam.

c) I never jest. This is a serious business.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
are you related to somestrangedrunkguy or am I reading too much into this?

;-)
maddog. 12 years ago
I might be a Kiwi, but I support England in football.

This sort of shit just upsets me.

msnsport.skysports.com/worldcup/article.asp?hlid=390044&a... I
betsymartian 12 years ago
what a rubbish attempt at changing the subject
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
capturing_beauty (5/23/2006 12:56:30 AM): so, what brings you to model chat?
bodacious_ha_has (5/23/2006 12:57:04 AM): no clue
bodacious_ha_has (5/23/2006 12:57:17 AM): just maybe seeing if stupid people were awake at this hour
capturing_beauty (5/23/2006 12:57:23 AM): we are...
bodacious_ha_has (5/23/2006 12:57:26 AM): indeed.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
and got my pants zipper caught in my keyboard
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
i got my keyboard caught in my pants
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail . . . though the term "love affair" now struck her as a ridiculous euphemism . . . not unlike "sand vein," which is after all an intestine, not a vein . . . and that tarry substance inside certainly isn't sand . . . and that brought her back to Ramon.
Dave Zobel
Manhattan Beach, CA


A 42-year-old software developer and former National Spelling Bee contestant is the winner of the 2004 edition of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Dave Zobel of Manhattan Beach, California, won with his timely entry.
An international literary parody contest, the competition honors the memory (if not the reputation) of Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873). The goal of the contest is childishly simple: entrants are challenged to submit bad opening sentences to imaginary novels. Although best known for "The Last Days of Pompeii" (1834), which has been made into a movie three times, originating the expression "the pen is mightier than the sword," and phrases like "the great unwashed" and "the almighty dollar," Bulwer-Lytton opened his novel Paul Clifford (1830) with the immortal words that the "Peanuts" beagle Snoopy plagiarized for years, "It was a dark and stormy night."


Runner-Up:
The notion that they would no longer be a couple dashed Helen's hopes and scrambled her thoughts not unlike the time her sleeve caught the edge of the open egg carton and the contents hit the floor like fragile things hitting cold tiles, more pitiable because they were the expensive organic brown eggs from free-range chickens, and one of them clearly had double yolks entwined in one sac just the way Helen and Richard used to be.
Pamela Patchet Hamilton
Beaconsfield, Quebec
Canada


Grand Panjandrum's Special Award
She sipped her latte gracefully, unaware of the milk foam droplets building on her mustache, which was not the peachy-fine baby fuzz that Nordic girls might have, but a really dense, dark, hirsute lip-lining row of fur common to southern Mediterranean ladies nearing menopause, and winked at the obviously charmed Spaniard at the next table.


[edit] yeah maddog, definitely the choicest morsel
maddog. 12 years ago
Quality, Sphere, quality.
maddog. 12 years ago
Update on the rock ... I had it inspected today by a geologist from the Australian National University

This is his report:

The specimen is a somewhat rounded pebble of white vein quartz, approximately 7 x 6 x 2 cm. The quartz contains a thin, very tightly folded vein of blackish chlorite, slightly stained brown by iron oxides. On one surface, the chlorite veinlet appears to spell the word "LOVE" in 2cm high capital letters. The angles of the "L" "V" and "E" and the lower curve of the "O" are all delineated by fold hinges. There is a question as to whether the word "LOVE" is natural or an artefact.

The brown-black lettering is part of the chlorite veinlet, and cannot have been intruded into the quartz artificially. It has not been painted on. Inspection under a stereo binocular microscope at a magnification of ca. x16 reveals that most of the surface bearing letters is moderately worn. However, there are some sub-millimetre areas of fresh damage on and near the letters suggesting that tiny areas of quartz have been flaked off recently. The most obvious examples are in the break of the circle at the top of the "O" and on the stem of the "E" just below the black blob that conveys the impression of a central bar. It is possible that these lines are artificial "improvements" to the original shape, made with a dental pick or engraving tool. It is also possible that they are damage inflicted during the severe storms in the North Coast area. In either case, the word "LOVE" is likely to have been just as legible before this new damage as afterwards.

If the whole word was created by selective removal of the quartz from around the chlorite, this was done long ago, before the majority of water-rounding of the pebble took place. This seems unlikely. Even if this was done, selective exposure of chlorite to produce the word would have been a considerable artistic feat in it's own right. However, on the balance of probabilities, I believe the word "LOVE" in this rock was formed largely by natural erosion with minimal or no human enhancement.

Dr A Christy
Research Officer
Manager, Analytical Laboratories
Department of Earth and Marine Sciences
Faculty of Science
Australian National University
maddog. 12 years ago
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Cool, maddog. I once found a cat turd in the shape of the Madonna while scooping litter. It was awesome. I feel so blessed and now I get down on my knees and PRAISE THE LORD every time I have the opportunity to scoop poopy litter.
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
But I guess that was cheating because that wasnt' on my clippborad. Nor is this, but this ishttps://www.flickr.com/groups/fcu/discuss/72157594145116628/72157594145979799/
maddog. 12 years ago
Praising the LORD is a whole activity KLP, you shouldn't apologise.

*kneels*


*begs forgivement for vast array of sins*

*gets cold shouldered again*
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
Date: May 26, 2006 10:48 AM

(randomguy) if I were locked in a room with only you what would you do?


Date: May 26, 2006 2:52 PM

(moi) tie you up and then steal your wallet.

;-)
maddog. 12 years ago
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No-one in flick-o-system wants to participate in my game: see how long you can stand on your head.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
www.flickr.com/photos/maddoglintott/153817317/

(I believe I copied this for the "fantastic comments.")
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
hmm let's see what's left over in my paste this time...


www.nakedgaymidgetsseatingbalogna.com

weird how did THAT get there?

ok actually...I had nothing.

[edit]
stop clicking...it doesn't exist!
maddog. 12 years ago
Prof spelt backwards is forp.

Which explains the whole mud phenomenon.



menmonmnnomnonononmn.
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antomic 12 years ago
maddog. 12 years ago
I saw the link to that in fcu, i'd hate to see those thumbnails up close.
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antomic 12 years ago
it's not pretty.
pixiepie 12 years ago
I looked. I know I shouldn't have. It wasn't pretty. My eyes hurt now.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
the thetan is responsible for the creation of MEST. Though the thetan created the MEST, sometimes the MEST collides with the thetan resulting in the acquisition of an engram. Because every engram is accompanied by unconsciousness to a greater or lesser degree, not all engrams are known to exist by the thetan's analytical mind. As a result of the build-up of thousands of known and unknown engrams, stored in his reactive mind, man seems to experience problems throughout his life. These engrams have accumulated not only in this life but in many past lives as well through reincarnation. Thus, it is Scientology's purpose to rid the thetan of these unwanted engrams. How is this accomplished? By becoming Clear.
JuLieT_ PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by JuLieT_ (member) 12 years ago
It's the sort of thing you have to do when you have a little willie...

(I mean the Phoneyman pics !!)
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antomic 12 years ago
vegas luxor
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
www.metacafe.com/watch/73069/video/R/CFD_1002/

(copy&pasted that to a friend this morning)

ah yes... I have sophisticated taste.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
Size XXL—Is there a point when a thong becomes too large to be considered a thong?
mlizzy 12 years ago
negsallyclark
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
"I can only imagine... I personally like to go into the Obesity chats and have fake orgasms on the mic over Big Macs and extra pickles."
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Rough Skin
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
damn i just got dizxy trygnt to view that whole fuxckn thing
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
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antomic 12 years ago
12:18:23 PM bodacious: hey studly mcfuck
12:18:32 PM antomic: allo
12:18:38 PM antomic: whupkunt?
12:18:48 PM bodacious: did a rally stupid thing
12:19:27 PM bodacious: i drank hte rest of the coolers adn tnow i have to go to work lmaoa
12:19:46 PM bodacious: hey i wds just makng room in the frigde
12:20:04 PM antomic: wow
12:20:11 PM antomic: nice typing if that's any sign
12:20:41 PM bodacious: onkly 3 but im a light weithg
12:21:15 PM bodacious: so my q is how long does it take for buzz top go?
12:22:30 PM antomic: jesus woman
12:22:36 PM antomic: you're talking like maddog
12:22:51 PM bodacious: ohhhhhh we cahtted this morning i think he rub off me
12:23:14 PM bodacious: hey serious k cuz i dont cant show up to work all fuckd
12:23:21 PM bodacious: brb
12:25:29 PM antomic: i am SO posting this to the group
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
hey i dont apreciated anybonysd runnikgn aroudn with MY DMAN NAME! DMAN IT

damn too bitbicheds
maddog. 12 years ago
hahahaha loony woman. Send her to bed Ant.
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antomic 12 years ago
i have NO authority on that one dear sir...

she's her own work of art.
mlizzy 12 years ago
I like this phrase from bo " i think he rub off me "
refering to you maddog - hey when were you rubbin her ?
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antomic 12 years ago
*rephrase

she's her own piece of work...

:D

(kiss kiss bohaha)
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
(kiss kiss bohaha)

seee i KNEW YOU WNATED IT!
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antomic 12 years ago
i don't wnat anything sweetmeat.

keep wishin.

you wnat to get in there like swimwear..
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
sweetmeat? you must be confsuing me with your polish sausages

=]
maddog. 12 years ago
I have a magical rubbing pole

*reads back*

And some bratwurst. What happened to cut and paste?

I'm banning drunks from here from tonight.
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antomic 12 years ago
maddog. 12 years ago
After 12 years of photographers working towards this with the government(s), Associate Commerce Minister Judith Tizard has announced that the Copyright Act (1994) is under review, specifically the Commissioning Rule as it relates to photography.

Even if you aren't a full-time professional photographer currently, this may apply to you. Have you ever taken photos for a friend / workmate / colleague / employer / social group / club, for which they paid you, gave you something in return, or covered your costs? Then you may not actually own the copyright in those images - but you could, and you should, in future. Potentially (and I'm not a lawyer, so this is somewhat speculation), even if all you got in return was tea & coffee at the club meeting rooms, that could be considered payment - and that may be enough for it to be a commission. If you ever intend to become a photographer, do a little of it on the side, have friends or children who do, or might in future, you can help yourself and them now.

A discussion document, "The Commissioning Rule, Contracts and the Copyright Act 1994" prepared by the Ministry of Economic Development, considers two main issues: the provision of the Copyright Act 1994 that deals with commissioned works, known as the "commissioning rule"; and the interface between copyright and contract law. The discussion paper seeks PUBLIC SUBMISSIONS on this provision, and in particular, whether any changes or amendments are considered necessary.

Submissions close on 31 MAY 2006. You can download the discussion document here.

Emailed submissions are encouraged. They should be sent to copyrightact@med.govt.nz.

So What Can I Do?

The AIPA and NZIPP will be preparing comprehensive submissions seeking the removal of the "Commissioning Rule" (i.e. section 21(3) of the Copyright Act) so that the author of any commissioned work is the first owner of copyright.

WE NEED YOUR HELP! In order to help bring about the removal of the "Commissioning Rule", please take the following action ASAP.

Everyone can post the following letter to your local MP (or alter it to suit your needs, or draft your own - just send SOMETHING!). A full list of MPs can be found at www.ps.parliament.govt.nz/mps.htm - and feel free to cc: it to Judith Tizard and Helen Clark as well, if you like. My feeling is that the more noise we make, the better.




Dear (insert your MP's name),

You may be aware that the Ministry of Economic Development is currently seeking consultation from concerned parties regarding its pending review of the Contracts and the Copyright Act, 1994.

As a professional photographer, my livelihood is directly affected by this Act. In particular, the current Commissioning Rule (Section 21(3) of the Act) has had an adverse effect on my ability to make a living.

The default position of the Law requires me to contract out of the Act in order to be protected by it. You must agree this is not a fair position to be in as it is both cumbersome and puts me at a disadvantage when negotiating with potential clients. Further, the language of the Act does not guarantee me payment for my work. A client only has to "agree to pay" in order to have full ownership of the copyright in my work. Even if they never pay, by law they still own the copyright.

Most importantly, the Commissioning Rule of the current Act is entirely out of step with international copyright conventions, to which New Zealand is a party, as well as with copyright laws of our major trading partners, making it more difficult for me to compete on the international arena.

Repealing the Commissioning Rule will put New Zealand photographers in the same position as regards copyright ownership as their colleagues in Australia, the United Kingdom, Ireland, the United States and most other western countries. The present Act not only makes it much more difficult for New Zealand photographers to compete internationally but is also a source of embarrassment that a country and a government that place so much importance on the development of the creative industries and the protection of intellectual property should be so out of step with such a fundamental right.

Within the established framework of the discussion as outlined in the Government's Discussion Paper: "The Commissioning Rule, Contracts and the Copyright Act 1994" the only viable option as far as I and my professional colleagues are concerned is OPTION 2: Repeal section 21(3) of the Act: "The author of any commissioned work is the first owner of copyright."

I will be keeping you informed as the Discussion Paper moves through the consultation process. I hope, this letter will allow you to familiarise yourself briefly with the basic points of how the Commissioning Rule affects the livelihoods of people like me as well as numerous architects, designers, illustrators, computer programmers, painters, draftsmen, cartographers, engravers, model makers, sculptors, and film makers. The Commissioning Rule must be repealed.

Yours sincerely,

(Insert your name and signature)
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
I just love this boy <3

evan: good morning beautiful
nay: ugh my power went out just as I was making coffee =/
evan: rotf is it back on?
nay: no Ev... I am running my computer off solar power
evan: haha your cranky
nay: *whacks you with a dildo* it's YOU'RE
evan: you could be using batteries you know
evan: a dildo?
nay: this is true... however I don't haev a lapdance
evan: lmfao wheres nays mind today?
nay: *lapTOP I meant lapTOP!!!!!!! TOP TOP TOP
evan: fine
nay: ;;)
evan: I'll take bottom
nay: smart ass
evan: that can cum later i'd like to start with the front
nay: omfrick you're such a ....grrr
evan: grrrreat guy?
nay: no I was thinking more of the lines of grrrrasshole
evan: grass hole?
nay: AAAAHHHHHH I SO need my coffee.
evan: I think I one upped you today =)
nay: hokay...fine you win you ONE upped me but I'm not in the mood to talk about your penis anymore
evan: grasshole
nay: ;))
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
delete4"
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antomic 12 years ago
sounds like someone turned to an alternative adult beverage when their coffee wasn't available.
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antomic 12 years ago
*paste

garden guests
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
happycat
Subject:

Re: oh yeah


I am not sure whether to believe
that you believe that I believe
that you believe that you actually believe
that I believed you when you said that you believed
that I didn't fart that I'm not sure if I believe that you believe me.
pixiepie 12 years ago
I can't believe 'I can't believe it's not butter', is not butter
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revertebrate Posted 12 years ago. Edited by revertebrate (admin) 12 years ago
BASIC CALCULUS

- The rythm of the light flashes is from 7 to 13 flashes/second.

- The turntable of the record-player turns at the speed of 78 tours/minute = 78 tours/60 seconds.

- In one second, the turntable makes : 78/60 = 1,3 tour.

- 1 flash correspons to a hole in the cylinder.

- 1 row of 6 holes (6 flashes) will give for every tour a rythm of 6x1,3 = 7,8 flashes/second

- 1 row of 7 holes : 7x1,3 = 9,1 fl/s

- 1 " " 8 " : 8x1,3 = 10,4 fl/s

- 1 " " 9 " : 9x1,3 = 11,7 fl/s

- 1 " " 10 " : 10x1,3 = 13 fl/s

The length of the cardbord sheet must be equal to the circumference of the turntable. The dimensions of the plan are the ones of a Dual 1010 record player; the circumference of its turntable is 85,5 cm
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
This thought hissed its awful question in her ears.”
The question is an “awful” one
because it is very hard for Gertrude to accept the truth that “she wanted something for herself.”(Rozett, 79)
I think this is the deeper accusation
Hamlet makes, that she wanted
something for herself and not him,
he feels her sexuality is selfish and
unnatural, especially at her age.
She has not behaved in
the way he thinks is proper for his
mother or any older woman “You can not call it love for at your age/ The heyday in the blood is tame ” (Hamlet, 3.4. 68)
I think he gets Gertrude to really take this idea seriously. When she says “thou turn’st mine eyes into my very soul/ And there I see such black and grained spots/
As will not leave their tinct”(Hamlet 3.4. 89), she means the sin of selfishness, not the sin of murder . She begins to consider a possible failure as a mother protector,
because she wanted the luxuries of Queenship and that she didn’t do it all as a martyr mother, a noble sacrifice to keep the throne in the family.
A secret part of her enjoyed the riches, the attention of the court, court life and a renewed sexual life- and now Hamlet calls her on it all.
Hamlet is angry she has chosen Claudius over him, chosen him as king, chosen him as first in
her heart and chosen him in bed,
which is the place where Hamlet can not
compete and he feels sinful in even thinking about those : “incestuous sheets” He cannot win against Claudius in bed, he cannot even compete and yet Hamlet wants to win.
The solution is for Hamlet to
remake his mother “in the image of Virgin Mother who could guarantee his father’s purity, and his own,
repairing the boundaries of his selfhood” (31). In the closet scene, Hamlet attempts “to remake his mother pure by divorcing her from her sexuality” (Adelman, 32-33)
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antomic 12 years ago
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
oh gosh ahhahaa... forgive me.

E (5/31/2006 11:34:06 AM): our bodies smack as my cock goes in and out...my balls slap against your ass
E (5/31/2006 11:34:07 AM): ohhh yes
E (5/31/2006 11:34:12 AM): feel it going in and out
E (5/31/2006 11:34:15 AM): faster and faster....
E (5/31/2006 11:34:24 AM): feel every inch of me on every inch of you
E (5/31/2006 11:34:25 AM): oHHHH Yes
E (5/31/2006 11:34:26 AM): yes
E (5/31/2006 11:34:27 AM): yes
E (5/31/2006 11:34:27 AM): yes
E (5/31/2006 11:34:28 AM): yes
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:34:29 AM): mmmmmm damn
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:34:31 AM): fuckkk
E (5/31/2006 11:34:47 AM): no both hands hold your nipples as I thrust every inch of me inside of you..hard and fast
E (5/31/2006 11:34:52 AM): I grab your body
E (5/31/2006 11:34:56 AM): flipping us over...
Reee' (5/31/2006 11:34:57 AM): FUCK ME MMMM BABY
E (5/31/2006 11:35:03 AM): I tell you to ride me
E (5/31/2006 11:35:07 AM): I bounce you up and down hard on me
E (5/31/2006 11:35:09 AM): ohhh yes your face is so beautiful mmm
E (5/31/2006 11:35:14 AM): as you come down I thrust my hips up
E (5/31/2006 11:35:16 AM): oHHHH YES
E (5/31/2006 11:35:20 AM): fucking you is so nice.
E (5/31/2006 11:35:39 AM): I watch your body arch as I take my hands and push you up and dwon on me
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:35:42 AM): mmmmmm
E (5/31/2006 11:35:42 AM): ohhh yes
E (5/31/2006 11:35:58 AM): I quickly thrust you up hard and throw you on the bed
E (5/31/2006 11:36:02 AM): I roll you over
E (5/31/2006 11:36:09 AM): pulling your hips fast to my hard throbbing cock
E (5/31/2006 11:36:12 AM): I want to cum so bad/...
E (5/31/2006 11:36:15 AM): but I want you to cum first
E (5/31/2006 11:36:22 AM): I start to slam my cock in and out of you
E (5/31/2006 11:36:24 AM): ohhh yes
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:36:24 AM): mmmmm fuckkk
E (5/31/2006 11:36:32 AM): I grab your tits as they hang there
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:36:36 AM): pull my hair
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:36:42 AM): oooh yeahhhh
E (5/31/2006 11:36:43 AM): our bodies smack as I thurst in and out
E (5/31/2006 11:36:55 AM): I watch you flip you hair to one side...and I take it an dpull it
E (5/31/2006 11:37:02 AM): at the same time thrusting so hard and deep inside to you
E (5/31/2006 11:37:08 AM): I pull you rhead back and kiss you
E (5/31/2006 11:37:14 AM): and immediately thrust in again
E (5/31/2006 11:37:19 AM): my cock ius throbbing so hard...
E (5/31/2006 11:37:24 AM): I feel like I am about to explode
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:37:33 AM): in me!!!!
E (5/31/2006 11:37:34 AM): ohhhh fuck I start thrust short and hard into you
E (5/31/2006 11:37:37 AM): ohhhh yes
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:37:47 AM): im gunna cum now
E (5/31/2006 11:37:50 AM): I feel it aboutt o explode but I keep fucking you so hard
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:37:50 AM): mmm
E (5/31/2006 11:37:51 AM): ohhh yes
E (5/31/2006 11:37:53 AM): yes
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:37:53 AM): mmmmm
E (5/31/2006 11:37:54 AM): yes
E (5/31/2006 11:37:59 AM): my warm cum fills you up
E (5/31/2006 11:38:00 AM): oHHH yes
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:38:02 AM): mmmmmmmmmmfuck
E (5/31/2006 11:38:03 AM): fuck yes
E (5/31/2006 11:38:08 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh yes
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:38:25 AM): ohhhhhhhhhhhh i'm cummminggggg
E (5/31/2006 11:38:29 AM): as our bodies collapse on the bed...I pull out slowly
E (5/31/2006 11:38:45 AM): rolling you over....I let my fingers drift down your body
E (5/31/2006 11:39:03 AM): small little jerks are felt with each gentle touch of your skin
E (5/31/2006 11:39:12 AM): both of us breathing hard
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:39:30 AM): =)
E (5/31/2006 11:39:31 AM): I feel your heart beating....
E (5/31/2006 11:39:36 AM): i stare into your soft brown eyes and kiss you gently on your beautiful face,
holding you tightly in my arms, our bodies meld together as one
E (5/31/2006 11:39:40 AM): how was that
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:40:02 AM): pathetic. I was folding laundry the whole time...better luck next time. </3
E (5/31/2006 11:40:05 AM): your such a bitch lol
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:40:07 AM): *you're* and... I prefer maneater.
E (5/31/2006 11:40:08 AM): why did you lead me on like that?
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:40:12 AM): why would you think I wouldn't?...I've never liked you in the past and I am not planning on it now plzkthxirlporkchop...
E (5/31/2006 11:40:13 AM): consider yourself blocked from this point on
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:40:14 AM): thanks for playing...
E (5/31/2006 11:40:15 AM): i really am blocking you
Rene' (5/31/2006 11:40:18 AM) and I really am folding laundry.


I know I Know...I KNOW... I'm EVIL. :>
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revertebrate 12 years ago
oh.....um. wow.
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antomic 12 years ago
uhhhh

"E (5/31/2006 11:36:32 AM): I grab your tits as they hang there"

errrr

hang?
betsymartian 12 years ago
I have never been less turned on my cybersex.
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antomic 12 years ago
how about folding laundry?
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
yeah you know doggy position... anyways... he had it coming. and whatever... it was a joke, take it leave it, fuck it. I don't care.



oh and for the record... E is NOT for Evan. ;-)
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antomic 12 years ago
and Rene is not for bohaha ;)
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I don't know... the "and I'm really folding laundry" was actually something of a turn-on for me.
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antomic 12 years ago
the best part is he is going to block her...

looks like she got 3 lines in there and i read it as if she was filing her nails the whole time...
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Highly entertaining though! Just wasn't expecting it.

hahaha!
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
and the other nun said, "I'll have what she's having."
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antomic 12 years ago
one nun had a stroke....

the other couldn't reach.

(thank you ms. b)
Korova Fartbar 12 years ago
I have a soft spot for Mork
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antomic 12 years ago
♥♥peppersmom♥♥ 12 years ago
I guess I'm stupid because I don't know what the clip board is and I can't find it anywhere. When I hit ctrl v nothing happens
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antomic 12 years ago
well quick...go highlight something and hit ctrl c and come on back
maddog. 12 years ago
you're so helpful Ant.

That laundry chat cracked me up, Enrique must be vewy upset.

Fly, be free!!!
♥♥peppersmom♥♥ Posted 12 years ago. Edited by ♥♥peppersmom♥♥ (member) 12 years ago
No, I don't live in Toronto, sorry.
I just use the Toronto / seal hunt thing because its a huge city and goes with the joke.
I'm about an hour and a half away from Toronto.
I love Toronto.
I have some friends there but I haven't seen them in a while.
I'm in a hole called deleted right now.
I was living in deleted which is a hip, hip town. I need to move again, I'm dying here.
I don't know lifto, no.
I think he is wildly cool.
I emailed him maybe 10 years ago when he had a home page up.
He replied which was very nice of him considering I said I wanted to quit my job and join the circus.
I know he met William S. Burroughs which for me is the living end.
You know, you're solid. I like chatting with you.
Tell me, do you have an accent?
PS does your friends band have a url?
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Congratulations! This photo qualifies for placement in the Crap, Shite, n Marmite group!
Korova Fartbar 12 years ago
B®U©E 12 years ago
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educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
Keith: your really nice and pretty and even though id probably be bored
id probably let u have sex with me and deal with being bored.
Nay: HAHAHAHAHHAA... I am so saving that comment.
Keith: what you mean?
Nay: oh nevermind...I was thinking out loud. :))
Nay: where on earth do I find these people?
Keith: what?
Nay: sorry... thinking out loud again. ;-)
maddog. 12 years ago
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maddog. 12 years ago
Bite the floor you filthy whore
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