betsymartian 3:47pm, 9 May 2006
and if you can't, then just shut the fuck up.

Who here has a kite?

I think we should all get kites. I used to love flying my kite when I was little, I had a Superman kite with two handles so you could do loop-the-loops.

Who wants to get me a kite for my birthday?
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
Stick yer kite oop yer twozzle.

*gurns in the style of The Equalizer*
betsymartian 12 years ago
The Equalizer didn't gurn.

Shut the fuck up.
maddog. 12 years ago
Edward Woodward is welcome to join the administration to iron a few things out.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
i would love to fly a kite with you betsy. my wife and I flew a kite a couple of weeks ago. it was a wonderful time. kite flying is a wonderful way to pass the time. we are also going to purchase a canoe to canoe along the river. should be fun as well..
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
How about I fly your kite and than you can fly mine.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
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Melmoth the Wanderer 12 years ago
Fair comment totalvo.

I have always had problems "getting it up" in the kite department. Somehow things were neither long enough or taut enough to get off the ground. Things just stayed floppy and non functional, much to the chagrin of my companion. It does not matter how much blowing there was, it just all remained oh so limp.

So, no, I wont be flying kites again in the near future.
*steve_gobeil* PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by *steve_gobeil* (member) 12 years ago
Jesus man there are pills for that now.

Treat yourself right then you won't be so damn hostile.
betsymartian 12 years ago
you need the right girl pulling your strings
maddog. 12 years ago
Pulling your what???


*checks*
freekstreet 12 years ago
I once knew a girl that could pull strings properly. unfortunately she wasn't a one-string-kinda-girl.
Melmoth the Wanderer 12 years ago
There is nothing more depressing than watching your newly assembled pride and joy being dragged along the ground.

And cleaning the mud and grass off the splines is no fun at all.
freekstreet 12 years ago
...and crabs(...if you're by the sea).
mlizzy 12 years ago
gave away the kite when we moved it was abutterfly - used asa prop in a play - never got any air under her
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
mlizzy

you are back

*jumping in the air...waving hands*

I love you and I missed you a lot
park it here 12 years ago
Kite flying at the beach is the best. Plus, if the string breaks you can rest assured that the kite will sail off into the ocean and strangle all sorts of marine life.
freekstreet 12 years ago
sometimes I go to the beach just to strangle marine life...damn sea urchins and star fish- always mocking me.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
*puts on aquaman suit and dances*
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Trying to get it up
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Blue girl kite beach copy
maddog. 12 years ago
I feel philosophical now.
betsymartian 12 years ago
when strangling a starfish, how does one decide which of the limbs is really a throat?
maddog. 12 years ago
I prefer to hack off their limbs first.
betsymartian 12 years ago
well then surely you're just trying to strangle a lump...
maddog. 12 years ago
Just put cigarettes out on it.
betsymartian 12 years ago
that does sound ideal.
maddog. 12 years ago
*puffs*

*gasps*

Off to work, be a good little group while I'm gone.
freekstreet 12 years ago
It's all about knots...when something has more than 4 appendages, it's all about knots. I prefer the square knot, but sometimes go with a butterfly knot.
mlizzy 12 years ago
homocide siuicide starfishcide
maddog. 12 years ago
That's very aggressive of you Liz, have you taken your pill?
mlizzy 12 years ago
lost the pills in reno.
mlizzy 12 years ago
hey - you calling me agressive - after all the terrible things other people said they were up to - strangulation , cigrette burns ? awfull - just kill the little fishy bastards quick and easy -- why the desire to torture marine life ?
maddog. 12 years ago
Everything should die slowly and in agony, it makes sense.


*hides under carpet*
betsymartian 12 years ago
maddog, shut the fuck up, don't make me come over there
maddog. 12 years ago
Grrr! Thats my fuckin line.


*beats with cable*
maddog. 12 years ago
An Aussie mate of mine used to reply to evrything with that phrase. So we shipped him off to Vermont.
mlizzy 12 years ago
where he died slowly and in agony ?
The agony will go on for another forty years.
maddog. 12 years ago
Shit. I never realised that. No wonder I haven't heard from him.
maddog. 12 years ago
I've been to Vermont. Everyone was very friendly. Especially the three strippers at the stag do.
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