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betsymartian 11:01am, 5 May 2006
go on then
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maddog. 12 years ago
*listens to vivid imagination*

What a beautiful day.

I agree with Ser.
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
maddog, betsy warned me about you.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
what's a guy to do then?
mlizzy 12 years ago
VW - first . do you have a bathtub ?
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
yes I have a bathtub.

*hopes this doesn't involve water and electricity*
maddog. 12 years ago
I want to hear more about this bathtub activity.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I'm bumping this in case any new members have any questions to ask their favourite admin.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
Old members aren't allowed to ask any more questions? Some of us have lots of them, you know.
betsymartian 12 years ago
well ask then VW, of course you're allowed, I just thought you'd all lost interest, since you let this thread fall into a coma.
.freakle, have you ever fallen asleep in a lake?
betsymartian 12 years ago
zadignose, no, I have never fallen asleep in a lake.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
.freakle.....and why not ??
maddog. 12 years ago
Have you ever been in a lake for more than two hours?
I would fall asleep. There's no waves.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
If I add a period (dot) to my name, will I instantly gain more street cred?
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
no... to be really cool you have to add a _ like I did !
maddog. 12 years ago
i had to do it as some tosser has already taken maddog. freakle did it because . is her first name.
Only drug addicts use underscores.
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antomic 12 years ago
ask your favourite admin a question or
ask your admin a favourite question?

my favorite question is "what the fuck were you thinking?"

my favourite admin is this person.
maddog. 12 years ago
*boots*
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
.freakle, when will you come to terms with how beautiful you are?
maddog, when will come to terms with your halitosis?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Asshole admins, why isn't antomic an admin anymore?
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antomic 12 years ago
stripped of all power. they couldn't handle me. i'm just that good.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all right in their stupid asses.
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antomic 12 years ago
okay, but i have to ask my favourite admin if i can first...

(i'll let them fight it out)
Buster Pickles 12 years ago
who?
what?
where?
when?
why?
whow?
.freakle: You are the Chuck D of this group, and maddog. is the Flavor Flav. Agree, or disagree?
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
Does this mean we can expect to see maddog making out with Brigitte Nielsen?
Who's Brigitte Nielsen? And, yes.
betsymartian 12 years ago
juliet_ and maddog, as far as I am aware, I have never been in a lake at all.

VW no, you have all the cred you're going to get by having two capital letters already.

antomic, a mixture of the two

seraphim, never gonna happen

seraphim again, he never was

seraphim for the third and final time, no you may not fuck me in my stupid ass

antomic, you may not do so either

Buster, Miss Scarlet murdered Professor Plum in the kitchen last night because he rejected her advances, and the last question makes no sense.

Zadignose, I can't answer that, I don't know who Chuck D is.

VW again, he wishes, but maybe not cos didn't she just get married?
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Now Betsy, no part of you is stupid. You is a librarian!

Now may I fuck you in your stupid ass?
betsymartian 12 years ago
To clear this up once and for all, none of you may fuck me in my stupid ass.
Did I get too close to the truth?

various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
Why are they making so many pants these days with the crotch too low? Why are crotches never too high?
pixiepie 12 years ago
Camel hoof is not a look that suits any man.

Or woman.
Buster Pickles 12 years ago
They call that plum smuggling where I come from.
maddog. 12 years ago
What's this about fucking Betsy int arse?
Ant, did you start this crazed kerfluffle today?
*boots again*

You were never an admin, you have always been the cleaner.
Seraph might be your next target. Or Nath.

Cover yer arses guys.
maddog. 12 years ago
Betsy, are you walking ok?
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antomic 12 years ago
i'm innocent of all charges...
freekstreet 12 years ago
Question: Why do sweaty homeless people smell the same as McDonald's Barbecue dipping sauce?


Strange isn't it? Not to mention they hang out there...and the sauce is red, and sometimes it's grainy; like it's been out on the dirty sidewalk....

*wondering* could it be possible....


Why, Betsy? Why? or anyone else know the answer...?
maddog. 12 years ago
I have actually dipped a mcnugget in one.
It wasn't the same. Homeless people are much better.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I think they would be. They seem to be more seasoned, aged, and zesty.
Ms Kat 12 years ago
Betsy, why is there so much death and despair in the world?

Maddog, why is cheese so yummy?
maddog. 12 years ago
Only some cheese is yummy. like emmental, camembert, brie, swiss holey stuff, mozzerella. betsy doesn't know the answer. i reckon it's the hoodies' fault. or maybe computer games.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Mutant Cat, the reason why there is so much death and despair in the world is because some people just deserve it. Unfortunately, God is a fucking pisshead and almost always gets the wrong person. For example, right now I have a massive bruise on my arse, it hurts like a bastard, and I only got it because God killed my pancreas for no reason whatsoever and now I have to stick needles in myself all the time.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
@Maddog....

Race round to Tesco's and get some of their finest Vignotte... it will put hairs on your chest.

soooooooo good !!!!
freekstreet 12 years ago
I also suggest, while you're out, go and pick up some Macdonald's barbecue sauce and smell your local homeless person....


remarkably similar.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Cheddar is the king of cheeses.

However, Stinking Bishop is, without question, the smelliest of cheeses.
maddog. 12 years ago
What is Gorgonzola? Devil cheese?
pixiepie 12 years ago
A distant cousin to both the gorgon and godzilla

Avocado's are the devils food.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I like to buy the really cheap Mac & Cheese that comes in a box with powdered cheese. When I mix it with butter and milk, I don't quite blend all of it leaving a portion of untarnished powdered cheese that adds a tarty yet tangy zip to the dish.
betsymartian 12 years ago
tarty?
freekstreet 12 years ago
I'm jocular.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I'm tarty
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
What's the best way to get vomit out of a tie?
mlizzy 12 years ago
Why on this night of success do I feel so hollow ?
coffee dog 12 years ago
Does this make you?
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
Why has my life come to this ?
What is it that I desire yet can not name ?
What is this persistent emptiness that haunts my nights ?
What is this endless longing for something unknown ?
maddog. 12 years ago
1. lick it off.
2. because your soul belongs to satan. ask for it back.
3. it's a mild possibility.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1. because you let it
2. maddog
3. try eating some toast before going to bed
4. it's cos you want maddog so bad but won't admit it to yourself.
Buster Pickles 12 years ago
maddog, what is a euphemism?
mlizzy 12 years ago
@ betsy - thank you . you are so wise. i think I can sleep now.
mlizzy 12 years ago
especially # 3.
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