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betsymartian says:

go on then
4:01AM, 5 May 2006 PDT (permalink)

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*steve_gobeil* says:

On a scale of 1 to 10 How good are you in bed (actually I don't care how good you are in bed but rather how good a sex partner you might be)?
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betsymartian says:

Well Steve I don't know, I've never been told. Let me do a little research and get back to you.

Oh sorry, I assumed that was for me, maybe you meant maddog.
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maddog. says:

3014.
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judicious power [deleted] says:

yes i have a question for betsy,
what is your favorite TV show and why ?
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maddog. says:

She watches the shopping channel i heard.
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mlizzy says:

ooo good question - pray enlighten us unwashed masses, please Mr. maddog, please Ms. betsy ??????
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mlizzy says:

does this mean that turn around is fair and the admins will get to ask the phillestiens questions ? or do you know all you need to know from the application form ?
* feckin' 10 pages
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maddog. says:

I think you inadvertantly broke a rule there Lizzy
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maddog. says:

*spanks*
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judicious power [deleted] says:

yes this is a place to ask them questions.. they are kind enough to provide this forum for us
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betsymartian says:

my favourite TV show... well that depends, I watch a lot of TV. I do love CSI (the Vegas one), but I also really like House, I think it's interesting to work stuff out. And also I like to learn things like forensics and medical stuff.

On the other hand, I was a HUGE fan of Buffy and Angel when they were on TV, and now Supernatural, I also like occult stuff cos it's weird.

Thank you for asking totalvo.

Next question please. :D
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judicious power [deleted] says:

this is one for maddog:what percentage of tennis balls do you think end up on the legs walkers for the eldery ?
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park it here says:

What's it all for? (that's my question)
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'SeraphimC says:

Dear Betsy,
How do you keep your eye so damn beautiful? restorative naps? Eye massages? Special drops?

Dear maddog,

is that your street name, or are you actually an insane canine?

Yours,
Seraphim
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'SeraphimC says:

Oh, and another question:

What's the difference between buggering and rogering?
And is there a difference between a git and a wanker?
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maddog. says:

1. 37% if its a hot day.
2. I have rabies.
3. Buggering hurts yer arse, rogering requires a mobile phone.
4. A git is very small. Wankers are on the sex register.
5. Semolina.
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Chalky Lives says:

I would just like to ask betsy if she likes being choked during sex, and if so, why ?
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maddog. says:

Cos she talks too much.
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park it here says:

Here's my next question: What the fuck is that new avatar Maddog?
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maddog. says:

I have a dirty filthy long tongue.

I can't say any more.
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betsymartian says:

Seraphim, my eye is just that beautiful, but I would like to point out that for all you know it's gone right downhill since this photo was taken and now I might have no eyes at all. Check out my photos, it's a serious possibility.

Chalky, no, I don't, thanks for asking.
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maddog. says:

Morning Jocko.
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maddog. says:

*rolls over, plays dead. Bubbles and boils*
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Chalky Lives says:

Hi Betsy

Thanks for answering my first question.

I do have one more question to ask, if I may.

Do you like having your arse slapped when your getting fucked from behind ?
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♥ shhexy corin ♥ says:

She likes it when I do it.

I think your wrists would be too limp though, Chalk.
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Chalky Lives says:

I could hand out an olympic standard arse whacking any day of the week
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maddog. says:

Some fucker is hammering something into the wall two feet in front of me.
Why, I ask myself?

Because they're new around here, is the answer.

Any other questions?
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betsymartian says:

Chalky I can't answer any more sex questions because I am a virgin and therefore have no idea what you're talking about.

Except when Corin does it, then it's all good.
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Chalky Lives says:

Is it ok if i do it to corin while she does it to you ?
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JuLieT_ says:

My question to Maddog.... is your wife as nuts as you are?
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betsymartian says:

Chalky, as I've mentioned, I'm as pure as the driven snow, and therefore have no idea what you mean.
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*steve_gobeil* says:

If you are still a virgin does that mean that you spit instead of swallowing.
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betsymartian says:

See rule 9. I do neither, I never ever get the chance, nobody wants to do me.
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*steve_gobeil* says:

Than you just rented the woman who's eye you use for an icon. She is quite the looker and doesn't look either old or dried up.

If you did just rent her foward me the phone number of the agency and I may see if I can book her for a weekend or so.
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betsymartian says:

no, that's me, I have a very nice eye, but the rest of me's horrific, and my personality's pure shite.
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*steve_gobeil* says:

But you have a pretty mouth.
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betsymartian says:

nah, you just like the nonsense that spills forth from it. Although, having said that, a lot of my bitches seem to like my mouth...
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*steve_gobeil* says:

just a tad hard on yourself aren't you?

So many COME backs to your last statement and I am so proud of myself that I didn't take the "cheap" SHOT.
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'SeraphimC says:

Ah, but steve, you implied them all... lol.

So crafty,
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park it here says:

no admin ever answered my first question. i must be crap.
oh well.

* leaves home to find a bridge good for jumping from...
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betsymartian says:

what's it all for park it? well that's a difficult question to answer. Unfortunately I have to go and buy milk for my porridge right now because despite my request on the List last night, nobody delivered it to me in bed.
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betsymartian says:

Steve, you're so money


















































(shot)
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maddog. says:

Park. Rephrase your question.

The answer might be "good for nothing little bastard!!" *slap* *crunch*


Or "for heaven's sake, you haven't put the rubbish out!!!" *wail*
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♥ shhexy corin ♥ says:

Chalk, you realy don't need to ask, just don't put me off my stroke.
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maddog. says:

Juliet, I'm not married and I'm not nuts. I'm so very very sane it hurts. A lot.

*pats head*
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betsymartian says:

Mrs Maddog is Larry. Don't pity him, he's the only one that can keep the raging Kiwi in line.
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maddog. says:

Larry isn't my bitch, he's a demanding little fucker. Hmmm.
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betsymartian says:

I didn't say Larry was your bitch, I said he was your wife.

that makes you the bitch, bitch.
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maddog. says:

Wife strife. Larry has taste.
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betsymartian says:

which explains why he wouldn't marry you no matter how much you begged.

I can't decide whether to make potato soup for lunch or sausage sandwiches.
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maddog. says:

I had pork scratchings.
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betsymartian says:

I had sausage sandwiches, and then pineapple rings.
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maddog. says:

Bet that hurts when you take a dump.
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betsymartian says:

maddog you are such a weirdo.
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maddog. says:

*guffaws*
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park it here says:

Ok, my existential angst has vanished in the night. I have awakened refreshed and renewed to take on Sunday.
Betsy, you'll be pleased to know that I'm spending my Sunday at an art exhibit.
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betsymartian says:

oooh I am pleased to know that.

however, I'm also hungry.

fix it.

please?
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freekstreet says:

Question for Betsy:

Did you miss me while I was away in jail this weekend, or what?


for some reason, I have the saying, "Heaven's to Betsy!" stuck in my head. Ha! heaven's too betsy!
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park it here says:

I'm sure that I'm much too late to fix your hunger problem now. So sorry Miss Betsy.
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betsymartian says:

freek street, the answer is no. sorry.

park it, yes indeed, right now I'm sitting down with my tea and toast, last night I got pizza.
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freekstreet says:

I knew it! actually it wasn't jail, just northern ontario....but, it's all the same.
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maddog. says:

I'm fed up with this jail lark. I preferred it in the asylum.
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betsymartian says:

don't worry, they're coming to take you back as we speak.
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freekstreet says:

so true...but in jail you get the macdonald's breakfast (if you're only there overnight).
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maddog. says:

*checks time*

hope they don't notice my torch

*nervous scribble on toilet paper*
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betsymartian says:

bump.
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freekstreet says:

question: why does mtv canada suck so badly? is it because it's owned by ctv? or is it that they won't stop talking? or is it because the hosts are all from cable-access channels? is it like this everywhere???
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♥ shhexy corin ♥ says:

not wanting to jump into betsy's boots, but the words "mtv" and "canada" should tell you everything you need to know.
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♥ shhexy corin ♥ says:

of course, I do actually want to jump into betsy's boots.
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maddog. says:

I wish I had fmbs.
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freekstreet says:

hmm....good point.
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betsymartian says:

OK Corin answered that question well (yup, we're training her up nicely), are there any more questions you'd like to ask?
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various zoo [deleted] says:

if some women like guys with ponytails and/or earrings, why don't any women like guys with manboobs?
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freekstreet says:

Who let ricki lake on television....again?
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dvs says:

Can I go next? Um, ok. Haha! Um, here goes. Ok. This question is for, um, Betsy? God, I'm SO psyched, I'm like yer biggest fan, and I really really really like your work. Heehee. So, um, here's my question. So, um, like, I was just wondering about this, so here goes. If you were, like, um, Oh my god... Hahaha!

Ok. This is for Betsy? Well, if there was this guy that you liked? But he didn't really look at you? Um, like, well, what would you do?
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revertebrate is a group administrator revertebrate says:

Why does MTV Canada suck? Because MTV sucks more or less anywhere. Plus TV in general. But I'm biased. Probably a little less than CTV, but not as biased as Canwest-Global.

;)
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revertebrate is a group administrator revertebrate says:

oops, that wasn't a question.

Ok. Maddog:

What did you have for breakfast this morning?
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freekstreet says:

it's true....it's all bullshit.
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betsymartian says:

dvs all the guys I like don't really look at me. I get over it and move on to another guy who doesn't really look at me.
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maddog. says:

I haven't had breakfast yet.
Awww Bets, stop being morbid.
*scolds*
I'm about to have coffee and whatever I can find, possibly leftover something on toast.
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maddog. says:

Poached eggs. You?
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key lime pie yumyum says:

Marmite on toast. This time for REAL. (I put it in chili--it actually richened it up nicely)
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betsymartian says:

I'm gonna be SO late for work.
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

*not looking at betsy*
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betsymartian says:

I am not morbid, maddog you little queen.
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

*not looking at maddog*
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maddog. says:

'Little queen'?

*minces angrily*
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various zoo [deleted] says:

this blows. I never got my question answered.
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betsymartian says:

VonWiffle, some women do like manboobs. That's not to say that men like what those women have got to offer in return.

Sorry for the delay, I had to do some research.
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freekstreet says:

sorry, that's my fault. I'll take a shot at it though....

Women are, for the most part, completely fucking confused about what they like and don't like...This is proven in the fashion industry, where yearly the style changes and the abundance of fashion magazines.

If you have man-boobs, I say, you rock your man-boobs all you want. It's not that woman don't like man-boobs, they just don't like them yet! You're time will come when you can swing your man-boobs freely in public without the restraints of a shirt. And you know what will happen? Women will swoon. So you hold your man boobs tight for, one day, you're time will come, VW!
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educated twig [deleted] says:

hey as long as his tits aren't bigger than mine, I'm cool wit it.

not really...manboobs would indicate either too much estrogen or too much beer.
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maddog. says:

Sorry VW
*puts dress back on*
Manboobs are just wrong.
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various zoo [deleted] says:

so instead of joining a gym and working off my manboobs, I should just wait for them to become popular? I'm ready for women to swoon NOW. Maybe there's an indigenous tribe somewhere that already worships manboobs. I'll become their leader. I'll have the biggest hut. And I'll get all the native women.
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betsymartian says:

You could just get them reduced VW. Surely some flat-chested girlie would sponsor you to have your manboobs removed on the understanding that their contents was donated to her own attempt at mammaries.
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delicious aloysius says:

hi. first time poster, though i've been a little gay for one of the admins for a while

this question is for betsy.

betsy, what's a girl to do?
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betsymartian says:

First things first, delicious aloysius, a girl is to take a piping hot bubble bath with candles and music and chill out.

Then she is to watch some Quantum Leap or Buffy or Angel, and then laugh at how stupid boys are.

The rest will come naturally.
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delicious aloysius says:

so brilliant.

you are the queen.
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betsymartian says:

**beams**
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'SeraphimC says:

*stares in fascination with a silly smile*
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delicious aloysius says:

*walks off with bubble bath and buffy episodes featuring spike*
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