maddog. 10:12pm, 3 May 2006
Is not a lot like Minnesota so leave it alone eh?
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
When I was driving thru there I did see a dead cow. That was quite interesting.
mlizzy 12 years ago
um - anybody else in here grow-up in Iowa ? -Hmmmmmmm??????? ever been there ?
Iowa is famous for the Butter cow
mlizzy 12 years ago
see the tags for buttercow
mlizzy 12 years ago
i saw the buttercow once - it was the summer of 1980 - august playing the Iowa State Fair - we were doing some old melodrama routines . wearing wool jackets and 15 pound petticoats - my lord it was hot - we were in a hall with no a.c. in the middle of the afternoon- but the butter cow was refrigerated.
*steve_gobeil* PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by *steve_gobeil* (member) 12 years ago
In the mid 70's I was hitch hiking from Washington DC to San Francisco. It was August and I got let out at this exit on the interstate in Iowa and found 3 other people there waiting for a ride and they had been for 2 days.

I deceided to walk to the next exit and it was hotter than what-ever and these two little farm boys kept riding by me on their bicycles and calling me a hippy. I didn't have the engry to kill them but that and the dead cow are my main thoughts about Iowa.

I hate the freaking state.
freekstreet 12 years ago
if you're from Iowa, what are you called? Iowan? Iowite? "hey, jack-ass"? just wondering...
maddog. 12 years ago
I'd hate to pay tax there.
"Fuck, I owe a hundred grand, bummer"
Loan sharks are probably pretty humourless too.
mlizzy 12 years ago
if you are from iowa -you are called smart
I don't think they have loan sharks in iowa
it's land-locked
Ice Nine 12 years ago
Loan tortises maybe?

Or loan vultures?
mlizzy 12 years ago
mlizzy 12 years ago
pork is king in iowa
freekstreet 12 years ago
I'd like to see that on a t-shirt, "Pork is King in Iowa".
maddog. 12 years ago
"I Pork for Iowa"
BillyWarhol PRO 12 years ago
Sioux City*

luvv the smell of Morrell's**********


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BACON mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mlizzy 12 years ago
see how purdy it is snow
mlizzy 12 years ago
did you know that Cedar Rapids is nicknamed "the city of five smells"
maddog. 12 years ago
Do you do your washing there?


PS. "Panties"
mlizzy 12 years ago
aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh !
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm thinking of composing a beautiful ballad dedicated to Iowa, my favourite imaginary place.
mlizzy 12 years ago
that would be lovely ! I can post many fine photos of iowa as inspiration
* trys to read his body language,
hmmm can't quite ....
mlizzy 12 years ago
trees at the edge of my sister's yard
see how purdy
maddog. 12 years ago

....That's a photo of some trees standing about waiting for asbos.

(british criminal penalty - 'anti social behaviour order'. Why do I bother?)
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
these are trees planted in a row many decades ago by pioneers - homesteaders who were trying to conquere the west and makes farms and towns - these trees are a symbol of the spirit of adventure and courage our fore mothers had .notice the golden light - that's real sunset there budddy - I had to wait hours to get this shot
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Iowa is an anagram of Waio!
maddog. 12 years ago
Iowa is also an anagram of Spielberg
freekstreet 12 years ago
and asbo...the streets makes me laugh, crazy brit.
betsymartian 12 years ago
have you heard his latest album freek? I particularly like "Two Nations".
maddog. 12 years ago
Is Mike Skinner from Iowa?


Then take him off to another thread.
betsymartian 12 years ago
shut it maddog, you're in no position to have a go at random tangents
maddog. 12 years ago
Are you from Iowa?
betsymartian 12 years ago
are you?
freekstreet 12 years ago
betsy - yeah, I bought the latest one. Two nations is very funny, love it. the whole album is great.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I know, I bought it too. In theory I hate it, I hate that kind of music. In reality I somehow can't get enough of it and have it on repeat on my Walkman these days. The album not the song. Which makes it a teeny little bit less sad, I think.
freekstreet 12 years ago
i think the more i listen to it, the more i like it.
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