betsymartian 3:05pm, 3 May 2006
I'm all for it.
This thread is only for people with spazzy pancreases.
.candy 12 years ago
I think the pancreas is an amazing organ. Until it stops working right, and then it's just an expensive accessory.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I agree. Unlike the spleen. What's a spleen ever done for anyone?
.candy 12 years ago
Fuck the spleen.
At least when the spleen malfunctions, no one gives a shit.
When the pancreas goes spazzy, shit hits the fan.
Vomit happens.
And I mean sober vomit, not the drunk kind that you forget...

Spazzy pancreases SUCK!
betsymartian 12 years ago
so what you're telling me is that neither of you have spazzy pancreases?

what are you doing in the spazzy pancreas thread, pray tell? On the lecture circuit perhaps?
.candy 12 years ago
I mean, it COULD be spazzy.
You don't know.
maddog. 12 years ago
I bought a pancreas on ebay once. Bloody thing didn't work, tried to get a refund, bastard had skipped the country. I'm looking for a new liver and kidneys now, wish me luck.
betsymartian 12 years ago
That's it, I demand that everyone get tested for diabetes RIGHT NOW.

It's a new rule.

I'm serious.

You never know.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Really? What are symptoms of a spazzy pancreas? Having one amazingly beautiful eye?
maddog. 12 years ago
Thank you Ser, ...oh, ok, I see

freekstreet 12 years ago
I have a spazzy hypo-thalmus. Or so they try to tell me...STOP TALKING SO LOUD!

is it cold in here?
maddog. 12 years ago
Thal what?
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
would Spaz Colon be allowed to post here?
JuLieT_ PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by JuLieT_ (member) 12 years ago
Someone nicked me gall bladder...

Funnily enough - I don't miss it at all!
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Maddog, I said a BEAUTIFUL eye.
I have a twitchy left pinky finger. Can i join the club?
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I don't have a left lung or any feeling in my left hand. Does that count?
maddog. 12 years ago
*kicks wall*
Is a stubbed toe good?
I have a leaky testicle too. Yes, no?
*wiggles one eyebrow*
freekstreet 12 years ago
Testicles. Again, what have they done for me? except get me in trouble...force me out of a couple countries? Live in hiding? Dirty a couple drinks at a bar I was working at?

oh, and cure some hang-overs...
mlizzy 12 years ago
i know two people who are spleenless.
one of 'em had a very bad time cause of his loss of spleen. gorry details.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I think you forgot to put the link in for the gorry details... just waiting...whenever, you know...

(actually, that probably sucks, and I really feel bad now for making the joke...heckler-ing powers...fading...)
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Holy crap Steve, where the hell did your lung go??
freekstreet 12 years ago
florida...the sunshine state.
park it here 12 years ago
I have a spazzy brain. Does that count for anything?
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Wrong place at the wrong time and the Doctors were not all that good so I have 1/2 of my right lung and no feeling in my left arm and hand (saves on pot holders) but those quick feels in crowded places don't work if I can't use my right hand.

But I get to back to school to convert my BA to a BFA and then an MFA and then a dirty old man college prof.

What a life. The arts programs has about 3 women for every male so even I get lucky sometime.
maddog. 12 years ago
You should never lose feeling in your tongue.
mlizzy 12 years ago
@steve - aha the real reason to pursue a higher education- to pursue other grad students
@ maddog that would be tragic
my cousin has no sense of smell - so taste is also almost non existent
Ice Nine 12 years ago
Maddog - you should know where to get cheap, legal and good organs from.


Fresh from the executed [political] prisoner.

And now they ask permission before harvesting them. Then comes the Heparin/Warfarin anticoag, er pain killer and then the non-lethal bullet to make sure the organs are as fresh as possible for the clients.

And who said China had poor human rights? I'm sure they'd even give you a pancreas with a multi-organ discount.
mlizzy 12 years ago
maybe we could form an organ co-op and buy in bulk ?
betsymartian 12 years ago
OK you don't need to have spazzy pancreases, I am loving all the different spazinesses that have come flooding out of you. Although I could've done without knowing about maddog's testicle.

the symptoms of a spazzy pancreas are, I'm sure, available on Google.
mlizzy 12 years ago
One of the most obvious symptoms is flebitis of the insindiary bone
betsymartian 12 years ago
to be serious for a minute, one of the main symptoms is throwing up until you go into a coma and die.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I had that once, but I'm better now.
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